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    I tried to login on my iPad. Turns out it was an Etch-a-Sketch and I don't own an iPad. Also, I'm out of vodka.

    Okay, I laughed out loud at this one.

    Story of my life...

    funny quotes panic brown paper bag drink all the vodka in it #vodka #love #cocktails #Russian #messy whytaboo.com.au/ . . . . where nothing is taboo

    Trust Me: You Can Dance, Text Your Ex, You're Great at Karaoke, You Are Very Interesting. The Wine speaketh the truth.

    yep! pretty much

    My favorite burn! Thanks Real housewives of orange county!!

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    Ever make mistakes in life? Let's make them birds. pretty good advice to be honest.

    My happiness solely depends on if there is an abundant source of sex, vodka, chocolate and glitter.

    Funny Ecards

    Story of my life

    hahah

    I generally hate these e-cards, but this one nails it.

    Funny

    "Bitch be drunk as hell, losing shoes and shit." I'm sorry - I know this is totally inappropriate, but it made me laugh SO hard!

    Hate that this is true.