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"I don’t like making plans for the day because then the word premeditated gets thrown around in the courtroom" (ecards)

Asking me if I'm hungry is like asking me if I want money. | Cry For Help Ecard | someecards.com

Asking me if I'm hungry is like asking me if I want money. And the answer is YES!

funny pictures - funny quotes - I just ran my first marathon this morning

Just kidding I'm on my cupcake. Just kidding I hate cupcakes. Just kidding I live for cupcakes. Just kidding I live for veggies. Just kidding veggies make me sick. Just kidding millennials make me sick.

250 Funniest Nursing Quotes and eCards | NurseBuff

I love how coffee tricks me into thinking I'm in a good mood for about 27 minutes. Dump A Day Funny Pictures Of The Day - 90 Pics

Funny Confession Ecard: Some days, the supply of available curse words is insufficient to meet my demands.

Some days, the supply of available curse words is insufficient to meet my demands. SO TRUE.SO TRUE.

I cant count how many times Ive been through this one...

Free and Funny Cry For Help Ecard: Dear Fairy Godmother, Think you could bippity-boppity-boo me back to 17 years old and that awesome body I thought was fat?

Funny Family Ecard: The key to getting along with people is to either lower your expectations - or learn to drink.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: If you ask me to hold your drink, I will drink it.

Seriously this is my life...

Finding My Style At From My Front Porch To Yours

Free and Funny Sports Ecard: I ate healthy and excercised today. I better fucken wake up skinny.

Hahaha oh people, people!

Funny Confession Ecard: Curling irons have a warning tag that says 'For external use only.' Which one of you sick people made that necessary?

OMG how true!! @brookshayes...u know it's the Fireball and now u know why I don't like Jagerbombs!

If alcohol labels told the truth.

Funny pictures about Honest Alcohol Labels. Oh, and cool pics about Honest Alcohol Labels. Also, Honest Alcohol Labels photos.

The doctor said I needed to start drinking more wine.  Also, I'm calling myself 'the doctor' now.

The doctor said I needed to start drinking more wine. Also, I'm calling myself 'the doctor' now. The doctor is in.

Everything Paleo!

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I'd do anything to lose except eat healthy and work out.

My speech isn't slurred... I'm speaking in cursive.

Funny Encouragement Ecard: While I was running today I heard someone clapping, it was just my thighs cheering me on.this seriously makes me laugh cause it is so true!

I'm not anti-social. I just have a strong aversion to B.S., drama, and pretending.

Funny Confession Ecard: I'm not anti-social. I just have a strong aversion to B., drama, and pretending. this is my life

@Jackie Godbold Rivera, I thought of your mom's "where do babies come from" answer when I saw this! LOL

I look at people sometimes and think… Really? That’s the sperm that won?

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