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BOY DID I EVER!!!

Some people have been offended as I have told them this - well I used a different word than stupid but I don't sugarcoat that it was their bad decision that got them into trouble. I have made too many bad decisions to tiptoe around now.

How we clean :) ill be drinkin margaritas!!

Funny: I am going to start cleaning the house. And by cleaning, I mean drinking wine and spraying everything with Febreeze.

AMEN!!It's about time someone said it...

Funny Encouragement Ecard: Everything happens for a reason, but sometimes things happen because you're stupid and make bad decisions. This is for many people I know

People skills improving.

Truth - any day i make it through without hitting someone with a chair is a successful day

best-memes: not anti social Best-memes in now... - stressfree

Funny Confession Ecard: Im not anti-social. I just have a strong aversion to B., drama, and pretending. makes-me-laugh-quotes

Maybe not right away. I mean, this does qualify as one of the only two acceptable reasons to run.

True Story, bro.

If I ever had to run for my life, I would probably die. HAHAH My husband told me this yesterday. He yelled RUN SAVE YOURSELF and i looked back to see what we were running from first! He said running is your death trap uummm yup

Dangerous

Free and Funny Sports Ecard: I exercised once, but found I was allergic to it. My skin flushed and my heart raced. I got sweaty and short of breath. Very dangerous.

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Free and Funny Family Ecard: No matter what life throws at us, at least we don't have ugly children.

I do!

Public toilet = flush with foot. I always use my foot to flush ALWAyS in public bathrooms

Eeeekkkk

Calorie intake = 2 years on the treadmill. Funny Pictures Of The Day – 77 Pics

Most required university classes

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: Sometimes my brain is like the Bermuda Triangle.

yeeeaaaaaahhh.... pretty much :)

I miss being the age when I thought I would have my shit together by the time I was the age I am now. so true

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The number of times I think "shut the fuck up" while people are talking to me is getting out of hand.

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I thought of you today. I also threw up in my mouth a little. I'm sure it was just a coincidence. Yep, every time I think of him, gross! Wtf was I thinking!

My speech isn't slurred... I'm speaking in cursive.

Funny Encouragement Ecard: While I was running today I heard someone clapping, it was just my thighs cheering me on.this seriously makes me laugh cause it is so true!

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