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I've lost my mind and I'm pretty sure the kids took it.

"I've lost my mind and I'm pretty sure the kids took it." - YOUR ECARDS - funny

Yes but I need you to know that I know that I misspelled it and that I actually do know how to spell it correctly! Gah!!!

Free and Funny News Ecard: Pss, I know what your text meant even with the misspelled word. No need to send another text with correctly spelled word. I'm just that smart.

Omg...this was my oldest son. I never could clean his room when he was home. He would probably have a koniption if he saw it now.

Hell hath not fury like your kid catching you throwing away ANYTHING, EVER. I smuggle out broken crayons like a Mexican drug lord. Or your husband.just sayin'.

Really? Now your the saint? Call me a whore? You're a crazy loser! Move along dumb ass!

This is so true! Silence does not bring on relaxation anymore. Silence brings anxiety and the thought, "brace yourself!

When Mommy finally gets up to spank your butt, that's when you know... Shit just got real.

So, SO true. I remember when my Mom got off the couch, I had messed up.

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when your kids are all losing their minds at the same time and you gotta connect with Jesus so you don’t do anything stupid.

It's more like "Mom is on the phone, lets play 20 questions, and ask her if I can do all the things she said no about 2 minutes ago." said ALL of my children.

Moms -- what is it about a phone call that cues the kids to lose it? // Let's not bother mommy right now; she's on the phone," said no child ever.

I'm terrified to reach into my purse and feel around! It's awful!

Any mother has experienced this at one time or another! I always have a hot wheels car or Lego.

Instead of LOL. ;-)

Instead of saying LOL, I'm gonna say SALTS (smiled a little, then stopped). It's more truthful. So if you see SALTS, you now know what it means!

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Silence is golden! Unless you have a toddler, then silence is very, very suspicious. Laughing Through Motherhood - mom quotes - funny mom quotes - best of moms - humor - meadoria

LOL... I laugh because its true :)

I am a Mother. (love the one w/the mom on the computer and the kids on top of her.yep, that's about right)

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