Maybe Working Out - The days when I'm ready to go, and Lyra is standing on the table in a diaper, butterfly wings, and a pirate hat...

@ I work nights... :(

Every time.


Too true

Story of my life


true story

true story

So true!!!!

True story

totally true!


I want to defriend you, but your pictures and status updates help me feel better about myself.

So true....sometimes

I wish it worked like that

I think i finally get this shit...... "Adulthood" is mostly about being tired and wishing you hadn't made plans.

Every. Single. Day.