In 20-30 years the hardest thing our kids will have to do will be finding a screen name that hasn't already been taken.

Your children while they clean their room: 1%cleaning 30%complaining 69%playing with stuff they just found.

Absolutely

hhahahha funny as fuck

The 28 Greatest Dad Jokes Of All Time We all have dads. And as it happens, some of our dads are also the best/worst comedians we know.

Very true

good 1 zoe!!!! lol

pindred spirits

Seriously though

True story!

Dad ALWAYS said this.

SERIOUSLY THOUGH!

So true!

lol

Are You Seriously Asking Me That? Seriously? #motherhood (and kinda like #prodmgmt too)

YES so true!

Ha!!!!

smart ass

true!