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This pin is dedicated to those high-school young ladies who *really* shouldn't be wearing heels.

This pin is dedicated to those high-school young ladies who *really* shouldn't be wearing heels.

Grand Theft Auto By Kristen Wiig... My favorite part of the movie...

Grand Theft Auto By Kristen Wiig

Grand Theft Auto By Kristen Wiig... My favorite part of the movie...

I may be taking the high road on the outside, but inwardly, I'm wishing I could punch you in the face and slash your tires.

I may be taking the high road on the outside, but inwardly, I'm wishing I could punch you in the face and slash your tires.

Orzo with Parmesan and Basil. A really tasty, and quick, pasta side dish. Great…

Orzo with Parmesan and Basil

Orzo with Parmesan and Basil. A really tasty, and quick, pasta side dish. Great…

Don't you just love those 12 seconds when all the laundry is done. Yes. Yes I do!

Don't you just love those 12 seconds when all the laundry is done. Yes. Yes I do!

Yes! Ew! Two things that suck BADLY! The early bird can have the stupid worm because mornings and worms suck.

Yes! Ew! Two things that suck BADLY! The early bird can have the stupid worm because mornings and worms suck.

If I had a dollar for every time I felt more emotion for a fictional character than people in real life, I could pay for the psychiatric help I obviously need.

If I had a dollar for every time I felt more emotion for a fictional character than people in real life, I could pay for the psychiatric help I obviously need.

I don't run. And if you ever see me run, you should start running too. Because something is probably chasing me. | Sports Ecard | someecards.com

I don't run. And if you ever see me run, you should start running too. Because something is probably chasing me. | Sports Ecard | someecards.com

Funny Confession Ecard: I know it's hard to believe that I'm right 98% of the time. The other 2% is when I have to solve math problems.

Funny Confession Ecard: I know it's hard to believe that I'm right 98% of the time. The other 2% is when I have to solve math problems.