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I can relate: No matter how old you are, no matter how badass you are if a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone you answer it

Found this years ago but still makes me laugh every time I see it.

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I totally do this! And jump on the bed from a foot away to make sure no one grabs me from under my bed!!!!

Oh god I can relate too much. I turn the lights off and it gets pretty dark in the house. LOLXD I just peg it up the stairs and into my room slam the door and turn the light on.

true dat. lol-awkward-teenager-moments

Funny quote if people winked in real life as much as they do in text messages this world would be a pretty creepy place - Collection Of Inspiring Quotes, Sayings, Images

"the other day"

I don't do this, but my husband is guilty guilty guilty! And his can go up to "years ago. She's 3 years old now.

Ha

I wear a lovely shade daily. Most of the time it's not bitch though.

I may or may not be referring to the lady who took her 5 year old to the tanning bed last week.

I know too many dorito girls. Or maybe just too many girls who look like they had their hands in the doritos bag (spray tan)

 so getting a dinosaur!!         This one is for @Sylvia Latham

"If history repeats itself, I'm so getting a dinosaur. Do you think there's room in your backyard for a dinosaur?

it also helps if you remember your phone in the first place

I Can Relate: Checking your phone to see what time it is, and then checking again because you weren't paying attention the first time. I do this ALL THE TIME!

Love signing in the car, windows down....if ya dont know l the words..just mouth watermelon over and over....

"I hate it when I'm singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong". Some where over the rainbow, way up sky. Did she get that wrong?

we should probably get cards made up that say this, @Kinneret Suberri

sorry random people who take my money at the grocery store for these days. It's my problem not yours. and I can admit that because today is not one of those days.

It doesn't matter if someone is gay or straight. Everyone deserves to live a happy life even if it means you don't agree. Go live your own life and stop worrying about other people that you don't even know.

“It’s very dear to me, the issue of gay marriage. Or as I like to call it: ‘marriage.’ You know, because I had lunch this afternoon, not gay lunch. I parked my car; I didn’t gay park it.

Haha, Target is right around the corner from me.  I often run out for just one thing, then enjoy a half hour or so of peace just wandering the aisles.

When all else fails, a little retail therapy at my favorite store always helps! by jenifer. i could not agree more! during my first years in philly- i did target therapy all of the time.

finally

vintage I finally figured out my body type. it's hourglass with Extra minutes

Lol,  true.  I know so many women with broomsticks :-)

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