Sounds like a plan.
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The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to fuck you on the floor
Dear Johnny Depp.. rotflmao. wrong but so true!
Out of bed and to the floor
Sex , Quotes & Weed :)
Talk dirty to me...
Iloveyou, Fuck Fuck, Hopeless Romantic, Funny Shit, I Love You, Funny Stuff, Love 3, Love Quotes
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#love #quote @Jane Izard Sherman
#love #quote I'm in trouble ~Em♥
Fuck !! I Love You !!! ♥
i love you @amberighty
i love you - hehe
#love #quote ~Em♥
Fuck Fuck, Potty Mouth, Funny Shit, Fuck Yeah, Favorite Word, Fuckity Fuck, So True, Funny Stuff, Word Fuck
It's an awesome fucking word and can be used in any fucking way grammatically! Fuck yeah lol
I have SUCH a potty mouth =/ but I'm smart
Its true. I do have a potty mouth.
Fuck, fuckity, fuck, fuck, fuck!
I love the word Fuck..☻
Fuckity fuck fuck fuck
'Tis my favorite word.
Cant, Truth, Quote, My Life, Thought, So True, Funny Stuff, Mylife
This made me laugh and is so true in some areas in my life. however, I could NEVER put it on my wall.
This is so true, in regards to quite a lot of things I either find inconsequential or just not my business.
Quote - "You Can Not Imagine the Immensity of the Fuck I Do Not Give" via Footloose Is Fancy Free. Amen Sister :) ; hmmm?. Imagination just run wild on the thought when u actually do... ;)
So funny, so true "You cannot imagine the immensity (greatness/magnitude) of the fuck I do not give" painted canvas quote project
#funny #hilarious #motivational ck#pickmeup #truth #quote #quotes #sayings #advice #inspirational
I read this and the first thing I thought was damn I can her Kori saying this...@Adrienne Taylor
to some things. this is so true.
#quotes #life #thoughts
you really cant..
Giggle, Truth, My Husband, My Life, So True, Funny Stuff, Mylife, Totally Me, It Works
This is my life. Awkwardness is my charm...I'll let you know when it works...
truth. @Sarah Dexter hahahaha this is so true and funny!
hahaha this is totally me, if only it worked!!
This is so true. Surprisingly, it worked! haha
Story of my life but it works :)
This made me giggle. Truth.
It worked with my husband!
This is some funny stuff!
Great Quotes, Truth, Sporty Girls, Volleyball Quotes, Yess
Great quote! haha... But there are still those people that will run to it anyway and try to steal it
hahaha right?! AH! a volleyball quote? Absolutely. :)
Great quote! Just wish it held true! :)
Great quote! haha
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So true. Only I can save me. But I could sure use your support because there will be times when I need you just to say "you are doing great".
Inspirational Quotes Of The Day – 28 Pics http://foodnetworkrecipes.dailypix.me/top-motivating-and-inspirational-picture-quotes thoughts, the journey, remember this, heroes, friends, save, strength, inspirational quotes, people
I DON'T WANT YOU TO SAVE ME . I WANT YOU TO STAND BY MY SIDE AS I SAVE MYSELF . Inspirational Quotes Of The Day – 28 Pics
Inspirational Quotes Of The Day 28 Pics I don't want you to save me. I want you to stand by me as I save myself.
I don't need you to save me. I want you to stand by my side as I save myself. TRUTH!
GOD saves me: Inspirational Quotes Of The Day – 28 Pics
Sexy Quotes, Dirty Minds, Ordinary Conversations, My Life, Funny Stuff, So True, Dirtymind, True Stories
Having a dirty mind makes ordinary conversations much more interesting. True story! Lol
SO TRUE!!! Dirty Minds they celrtainly make life interesting.
Dirty Minds #dirtyminds #minds #conversations #interesting
hehe:) so true , a dirty mind, interesting conversation
Dirty Mind - Interesting Conversation So true
#Erotic #sexy #adult #pleasure #Sex #Quote
A dirty mind. Story of my life.
Yep, get in line.
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Giggling...that's cute that u thought basic bitches like u mattered at all. Ha ha.
Or take a number and I'll be with you shortly lol!
I know it's crude, but the truth sometimes is
AINT THAT THE TRUTH
this is so true!
haha true story
Take a number
Ryan Gosling, Funny Shit, Channing Tatum, My Husband, Luke Bryans, Funny Stuff, Dirty Thought, Tom Hiddleston
The Rock.. Brian Urlacher.. Ryan Gosling.. Heinz Ward.. Charlie Hunnam.. Mark Wahlburg.. LL Cool J.. Matt Damon.. David Beckham.. Channing Tatum........
Channing Tatum, Mark Walberg, Anthony Dinozo, Matthew Bomer, Ryan Gosling, Heath Ledger (RIP) the list goes on...
Ryan Gosling, Tom Hiddleston, Ryan Reynolds, Channing Tatum...
Is it bad if this is a daily occurrence? Yes LUKE BRYAN!!!
Luke Bryan, buster posey, Channing tatum.......etc etc.
funny-stuff in Funny Stuff by Steveo Renaldo - Tapiture
...yes!!!!!!!!! women can think these things, too.
My husband. Every day. :)
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It's easy to take off your clothes and have sex; people do it all the time, but opening up your soul to someone, letting them into your spirit, thoughts, fears, future, hopes and dreams... that's being naked. LOVE THIS. SO TRUE.
Opening up your soul to someone, letting them into your spirit, thought, fears, hopes, dreams….that’s being naked
Still my favorite quote.
every man needs a woman...
Words Of Wisdom, Queen Protects, Adam Levine, Thequeen, The Queen, So True, Adamlevine, Queenprotects
Words to say to my future husband.."When you are in sorrow, tell me. Because just like in a game of chess, the queen protects the king"
Every man needs a woman when his life is a mess, because just like in a game of chess, the queen protects the king
every man needs a woman when his Life is a mess, because just like in a game of chess; the QUEEN protects the KING. #inspirational #relation #quotes
the queen protects the king... (Um, is that Adam Levine in all his sexiness too?)
The Queen protects the King! So So So True!!!!
Words of wisdom + Adam Levine.
come on, there's nothing like a classic 'that's what she said' joke to trigger that, ahem, sexy imagination #happy #dirtymind #sexyimagination #jokes #laughs
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Lol love it..ppl always tell me i have a dirty mind....Not a dirty mind, sexy imagination.
Dump A Day i do not have a dirty mind, i have a sexy imaginated, funny quotes - Dump A Day
I don't have a dirty mind, I have a sexy imagination. haha so true! :)
i do not have a dirty mind, i have a sexy imaginated, funny quotes
This is exactly it. So true. Not a dirty mind, sexy imagination.
Sexy imagination... True story!
Funny sexy quotes
I really don't, but I wish I could!!!
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I would have put this in funny stuff, but it's the damn truth.
I totally want to use this line some day! Hahahah So true!
Spoken like a true woman. bahahaha @Samantha Stawicki
Spoken like a true woman. @Tara Jo Dyer =)
So wrong...so funny...so TRUE!!!
sometimes the truth hurts...
omg gotta remember this one
Shut up lmao
So my life
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I love this quote ...have always thought about putting it up somewhere ;)
For my husband...a favorite quote from the very beginning.
Want to paint this on the wall in my future living room
My favorite quote to describe my family
So true in my family...LOVE them!
My husbands favorite line.
barnwood sign family quote
my family quote
Watch, Some People, Truth, Do It Yourself, Thought, So True, Quotes Sayings, I Will, Funnie
quote,karma,texts,h,quotes,sayings-7b5569bb732e57eece227f19af329d91_h by klynn18, via Flickr quotes-sayings-or-just-things-i-find-funny
If I really was a bitch, I'd make your life a living hell. But instead, I'll just sit back and watch you do it yourself.
If you actually knew me you would know this is absolutely true about me. But as much fun as it would be to tear your worlds apart I will just watch y'all squirm and try so hard to make yourselves look and feel better about yourselves to prove you are something your not. It's so funny to me I'm glad to be confidant in who and what I am, I have nothing to prove to anyone!
But I won't be watching it happen, because I'm not a stalker like that lol...Because what I've learned is karma is not my job, it does its own job and has yet to let me down in that respect... Some people seem to be living in their own karma anyway. Enjoy that life. But there are a few situations where this can apply. ☕️
For real. You do a fabulous job doing it yourself. I don't need to do a single damn thing. I will admit though, it is pretty amusing to watch everyone leave you..reminds me of the time you decided to be a bitch and leave me, thinking I would chase you..oops, looks like I didn't. Your mistake. Fuck you. Bye!
Yea that's the truth! It's funny that some people don't need any help, they do it on they're own!
;) haha I wouldn't waste my time even watching but thought this was funny.
So true... I'm watching and your doing fabulous
I will sit back & watch you do it yourself
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THEN RAISE THE FUCK OUT OF OUR KIDS! AND GIVE YOU ALL THE MOTHERFUCKING LOVE AND SUPPORT YOU’D EVER FUCKING NEED. AND PAY THE HELL OUT OF THAT FUCKING MORTGAGE. AND THEN WHEN THE GUTTERS ARE CLOGGED I’LL GET UP THAT FUCKING LADDER AND CLEAN THAT SHIT UP WHILE YOU STAND BY THE KITCHEN WINDOW COMICALLY JUDGING MY WORK. AND THEN WE CAN VACUUM THE FUCK OUT OF OUR CARPET SO HARD THAT WE’LL HAVE TO GET A NEW ONE. WE’LL WASH OUR CLOTHES SO FUCKING HARD. FORGET NO RINSE, WE’LL USE HIGH FUCKING SPEED. BUY A FUCKING MINIVAN TO STUFF OUR BEAUTIFUL FUCKING BABIES INTO IT AND DRIVE THE FUCK OUT OF IT. THEN WE CAN GO SOME FUCKING PARENT-TEACHER MEETINGS AND MEET THE FUCK OUT OF OUR KID’S TEACHER. THEN JUDGE THE SHIT OF HER IN THE CAR. AND WE CAN THEN PILE ALL THE CHILDREN IN THE FUCKING MINIVAN AND GO TO THE STORE AND SHOP FOR GROCERIES SO HARD THAT WE ACTUALLY HAVE TO MAKE MORE THAN TWO TRIPS TO GET ALL THAT SHIT INSIDE THE HOUSE. AND THEN COOK THE FUCK OUT OF OUR KITCHEN UNTIL WE HAVE NO FOOD LEFT AND WE FEAST ON THAT SHIT FOR FUCKING DAYS. I WILL EAT THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR HOMEMADE COOKIES. THEN WASH THE SHIT OUT ON THE DISHES TOGETHER UNTIL OUR ENTIRE HANDS GET FUCKING PRUNEY. WE’LL WATCH OUR KIDS FUCKING GRADUATE AND MOTHER FUCKING TEAR UP LIKE THE BADASS BOSSES WE FUCKING ARE. WE WILL GROW SO DAMN OLD TOGETHER, WE WILL LOOK LIKE FUCKING RAISINS. I WILL FUCKING TELL YOU EVERY SINGLE SECOND HOW MUCH I FUCKING LOVE YOU. HOLDING EACH OTHER’S FUCKING HANDS SO HARD THAT WE SHIT OUR SELVES. UNTIL WE DIE AND ROT AS MOTHERFUCKING CORPSES TOGETHER. TIL DEATH DO US FUCKIN PART. HAPPILY EVER FUCKING AFTER. @Beth Hartwell @Lindsay Percell @Lisa Dent - I just pictured Ashley saying this whole thing! don't you?
Let's roll our eyes!
Funny Shit, Cant, My Life, So True, Thought, Funny Stuff, My Style
Truly You Cant! But you apparently cant stop thinking about me when you are stalking my pins.. ; ) aaww I'm flattered.
You Can Not Imagine--haha applies to a certain area of my life right now
@Shannon Lucas Don't know why but i thought you would like this :)
Sorry if it offends...but so true on many things...
OMG the funniest thing EVER. And so true SO often.
This is the quote of my life...
That's some funny stuff!