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It's more like "Mom is on the phone, lets play 20 questions, and ask her if I can do all the things she said no about 2 minutes ago." said ALL of my children.
As soon as the phone rings, my children's volume triples!!
Oh my goodness! So true for all of my children!
My children only need me when I'm on the phone.
#saidnochildever!! Can you relate? Mommy humor
my children definitely don't say it!
hahaha...aww I love my children =)
Ha ha - way too true, of many people!! (Including me at times!)
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I'd do anything to lose 10lbs, except eat healthy and work out. Apparently it's so so true! hahaha
Funny Confession Ecard: I'd do anything to lose 10lbs, except eat healthy and work out. @Heather Creswell Creswell Creswell Patterson
I'd do anything to lose 10lbs, except eat healthy and work out. | Confession Ecard | someecards.com
I'd do anything to lose 10lbs, except eat healthy and work out. Haha story of my life.
This is so true for so many! You have to eat healthy and work out, people!!!
I'd do anything to lose 10 lbs, except eat healthy and work out | eCard
true story, my life
My weight loss plan
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Story of my life, except sub "wednesday, my only day off" for "weekend" weekends dont exsist in retail world
So glad the weekend is here so I can wash the dishes, mop the floors, clean the toilets, dust the furniture and do the laundry! YAYNESS!!!
Story of my life...oh, wait...add work overtime to that list. And, get up with the dog at 4:45am. Yea, the weekend.
So glad the weekend is here so I can wash the dishes, mop the floors, clean the toilets, dust the furniture, and do the laundry! YAYNESS!
Getting older, it's a bummer! Wrong I am going to sit in my chair or take the dogs to dog park...I have given up house work.
Yeah! Isn't the weekend supposed to be when we can sleep in and take a break from the busyness of life?
#mothersday 25 Things I Would Tell Pre-Mom Me! A List of things I wish I would have known before babies!
So glad the weekend is here so I can wash the dishes, mop the floors, clean the toilets, dust the furniture and do the laundry! YAYNESS!!! | Weekend Ecard | someecards.com
Funny Weekend Ecard: So glad the weekend is here so I can wash the dishes, mop the floors, clean the toilets, dust the furniture and do the laundry! YAYNESS!!!
Story of my life!
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This is my life in one quote... I am actually laughing out loud thinking that this has been so true from the time my kids were tiny!
This is so true- It's like someone has been spying on my life
made me laugh out loud... so true for my students too
hahaha it's so funny and so true!
(True Story) of my life.........
These e-card people are geniuses
this is funny stuff!!
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It's so true that I have to laugh, otherwise I'd cry. The never ending question, "Mom, where is...?"
Quotes that make me laugh, or are just bloody true! www.jacbowie.com
I did not laugh at you, but this ecard made me laugh!!
omg, so true for some parts of my life.
made me laugh today... so true!
lol this just made me giggle.
Truth in an ecard
All the time!
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Sorry for the swearing... but this IS the theme of my life! Always has been always will be...
Story of my life when I was in high school. Thinking that pretty much.
hahaha story of my life
Silently judging (via yourecards).
people-watching is fun:)
This is a fact.
works every time
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So true! Funny Confession Ecard: I haven't been able to get my kids to pay attention to anything I've said all day. So, I'm gonna sit here and pretend I'm on the phone. That should do it.
The 20 Funniest (and Truest) Mom E-Cards, Ever!....this is so true in my household sometimes.
Every single time. So so true!!!
Good idea!... Soooo true
Sadly my life.
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Psh, forget children cleaning their room, just replace that whole top line with "Yourself while cleaning the house."
True! I hated cleaning my room as a kid. I never understood why I should clean my room, if it's just going to get cluttered again.
So true...I could add "throwing stuff into the attic space by their room" to this list...found it when we moved. :)
Soooo true... an hour later. "HEY! This room is worse than when you started!"
Ummm...I don't have kids yet, but this is true of me too. Haha!
My childhood. In fact I think I still do this sometimes...
True story...yes, these are my children!
So true!!!! My kids 100%!!!
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Seriously!!! I can still hear my dad saying those exact words. <3
Pretty sure my dad coined this term haha
Ha my dad said this all the time !
My children will recognize this!
My dad literally said this!
So funny but true!!! Lol
LOL! Funny but true.
so funny, but true!
The trouble with trouble is, it starts out as fun.
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Everytime we meet, there's trouble...fun trouble
I like fun...trouble likes me.
Truth, fun trouble
Funny but true
Fun & Trouble
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I thought this was a great post and it really spoke to my heart about not letting your clean house become an idol. :-) Housekeeping Matters: 5 Habits that Help: E Card, Quotes, Truth, Housework, So True, Funny Stuff, Funnies, Ecards
Pretty much sums it up.
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Pinner wrote: My aunt was razzing me about having pictures of my kid as my profile picture on facebook, then she said it was "really common" for new moms to "lose themselves" in their kid. I didn't lose myself - he's pretty much the only person I know, and he's way cuter than me. So why not?
People hound me about having pictures of my kid as my profile picture on facebook, they say its "really common" for moms to "lose themselves" in their kids.. I didn't lose myself - they're pretty much the best people I know.. & they're way cuter than me. So why not?
Pretty much . . . <---- wait, you mean there are other people besides Jetta and Asher? Interesting...
all day, every day! Mostly because I like my kids better than I like adults. :) And lets face it, thats what moms DO! :)
I'd post photos of other things besides my kid, but all I do is hang out with my kid. | Family Ecard | someecards.com
Exactly!!! She's my companion thru everything... My BFF! Never had a babysitter and I never leave her if I don't have to... Only for work purpose which has been hardly ever. ❤️
Yea, except when I work at my job that pays......being a mom and wife doesn't pay but it's very rewarding!
all day, every day! Mostly because I like my kids better than I like adults. :) And let's face it, that's what moms DO! :)
Lol, too true....Yep, he's pretty much the only person I want to hang out with who doesn't judge me!!
Ah, so true!
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Funny Family Ecard: That moment when you realize your children have your twisted sense of humor... And you don't know whether to be proud or scared.
Funny Family Ecard: That moment when you realize your children have your twisted sense of humor... And you don't know whether to be proud or scared. @Tricia Leach Leach Leach Leach Leach mcclure
Funny Family Ecard: That moment when you realize your children have your twisted sense of humor... And you don't know whether to be proud or scared. @Tricia Leach Leach mcclure
.That moment when you realize your children have your twisted sense of humor....and you don't know whether to be proud or scared.
That moment when you realize your children have your twisted sense of humor... And you don't know whether to be proud or scared.
That moment when you realize your children have your twisted sense of humor... And you don't know whether to be proud or scared
That moment when you realize your children have your twisted sense of humor... And you don't know whether to be proud or scared :-) ✯
True story. Sometimes I pause after Kendra makes a statement that has me all over it, and think "What have I done?"
So true... :)
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Funny Mother's Day Ecard: Just when I think my son is a little carbon copy of his father.That he inherited nothing from me.He trips over his own feet and slams into a wall. I say to myself...ah...there I am.
So true! I think this every time I see him run. Poor kid.
Oh my goodness!!! This is so true for my boy! lol
This will be my children some day...
This shall be my son! Poor kid.
My future kids have no hope....
Oh our poor future children
So true for my boy!
made me giggle
haha so true! when we were in Cali on our way to move to New York, we were at target and Jayden told our cashier that she needed to take a shower because her teeth were dirty!!! thank god Aaron was there because I had to WALK AWAY from laughing so hard. I was crying lol. I couldn't believe he said that!
Haha very true
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haha so true! Kids are never afraid to tell the truth about stuff like that!
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Bahahaha omg this is SO true!! Kids speak the honest truth
haha so true! kids are the most honest people.
haha so true! kids are brutally honest
haha so true! Kids tell it like it is.
haha so true! kids speak the truth!
haha so true! Kids have no filters
OMG! Funny stuff.
hahaha.. every time.
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So true! My daughter's favorite thing to do!
Oh yes. The joys of being a mommy. Lol!
my daughter in a nut shell!! haha
My daughter is good at this one!
this is soo my daughter! lol
Absolutely my daughter lol.
hahaha...my son everytime!
lol the joys of motherhood
Truth. My son totally.
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Truth. I have even told my kids that. With growing up comes responsible Don't rush it because it will come soon enough
When your a kid all you want to do is grow up...then when you grow up all you want is to be a kid again. Life is soooo much easier when your a kid!
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even though everyone tells you 'it's not fun, stay a kid as long as you can,' we don't believe them and wish to grow up more quickly anyway..sigh
I feel this way all the time, especially when the teenagers say, "I can't wait to grow up"
Yep. I don't wanna grow up #ecards
exactly how i feel about my life
*sigh* aint it the truth?!
this is a good laugh
I mean, not all of the time, but some of the time.
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i can honestly say i used to think i was legit crazy for thinking the same thing. i now take comfort in the fact that other people have clearly thought the same.
o my god...i didnt think anybody else thought like this:) o my:) hahaha
i would never punch anyone in the face ...well maybe some people lol;)
I do this ALL the time!! I can't make the thought go away...
I mean, not all of the time, but some of the time...
What would you do if I punched you in the face?
:) OMG I do this all the time!! lol
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Thank God for Google; it's made it so much easier to prove to my husband that I'm right and he's wrong.
this is so funny cuz it's completely true in my family ;)
This is sooo true! Still hate it when he is right lol
Art Seriously, we use it constantly. funny-stuff
Haha I do this to my husband all the time
My life EVERY NIGHT... love it!
Haha so true
"After a while, you just want to be with the one that makes you laugh." - Mr. Big. SATC
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after a while, you just want to be with the one that makes you laugh. mr. big, sex and the city. #sexandthecity #quote #inspiration #motivation
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After a while, you just want to be with the one that makes you laugh. ~ Mr Big, Sex and the City quote
So true! (Mr. Big - Sex and the City)
Happens all the time!