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Free, Cry For Help Ecard: "Let's not bother mommy right now, she's on the phone," said no child ever.
It's more like "Mom is on the phone, lets play 20 questions, and ask her if I can do all the things she said no about 2 minutes ago." said ALL of my children.
"Let's not bother mommy right now, she's on the phone," said no child ever. | Cry For Help Ecard | someecards.com
'Let's not bother mommy right now, she's on the phone,' said no child ever. Every time!!
As soon as the phone rings, my children's volume triples!!
The kids will ignore me until I get on the phone...lol!
For sure not my children!
Let's not bother Mommy
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Funny Confession Ecard: I always say what I mean. I may not always mean to say it out loud, but I always mean it. Horrible about doing this, need to use the filter option more often!
Funny Confession Ecard: I always say what I mean. I may not always mean to say it out loud, but I always mean it.
Art Oh yay! More political ads! ...said no one ever. funny-stuff
Thought i didn't say it out loud....
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This makes me giggle
ads I laughed at this way too much Ahahaha this was just too funny cause I know a couple of these types of people!! Lol Oh yay! More political ads! ...said no one ever. LOL MY LIFE.
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This has got to be my all time biggest pain in the neck. All my vignettes become store merchandize, my china dogs are sold off for fake money. hangers hang on my delicate Duncan Phyfe door knobs, the window seat has rows of shoes, anything saleable. they will both soon be 16, and not playing store in the living room. lets see how many more times do I have to put it back together.
Yes! Lets take all of our toys from our bedroom into the clean living room. Mom loves that! Lola does this...
EVERY TIME!! Yes! Lets take all of our toys from our bedroom into the clean living room. Mom loves that!
Yes! Lets take all of our toys from our bedroom into the clean living room. Mom loves that! | Family Ecard | someecards.com
For real this is my day today!!! And not just the living room but my room as well!!! Hahaha I love these crazy kids!
And the pillows, blankets, curtains, shoes, underwear, stuffed animals, chairs, table, piggy bank, race car track, and anything else thats semi-mobile.... ugh
and not only that! let's throw all pots and pans out, and tupperware too! and on top of that, let's flip over every piece of furniture in the house. Mom loves that! hahaha these crazy boys
Oh yes...I love it so much. Especially when they "forget" to bring it back to their room when they are done playing.
Most annoying thing ever. Now she barely sets foot in the living room, sees me glaring , and turns right back around to her room with toys in hand !
Seriously, I feel the prettiest. I don't know how they manage to make my hair look 20 billion times better than when I do it.
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Stepping out of the hair salon @Charlene Saunders Saunders Overton
Stepping out of the hair salon... Hope all mg clients feel this
Stepping out of the hair salon! That's what I felt like today!
SO TRUE! HAHA! #funny #beauty #hair #quotes #laugh
So true! I love my hair stylist!
Stepping out of the hair salon
beauty queen of the moment
Story of my life!
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This is my life in one quote... I am actually laughing out loud thinking that this has been so true from the time my kids were tiny!
Just listen damn it!.... this is sooooo my life right now! I love my kid but.....
So true! I must have said that 10,000 times when my kids were growing up.
(True Story) of my life.........
OMG so funny, so true!
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Hahaha!!! Love it! For my best friend and my sister!
Haha that's my best friend and I also my sisters
@Alexza Maria Haha that's my best friend and I
This describes me and my best friends perfect!
Haha that's my best friend and I! Megan!
haha so true!@Erin Espinoza Packer
This is me and my friends.
Me and my girls!!!!
my life every day.
Take the advice, kids!
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Your kind, nurturing and gentle mom is off shift at 9pm. I suggest you get your ass to bed before her replacement- AngryBitchyMommy- arrives.
It's 8 o'clock in my house....it all goes down hill from there.
Yes, I feel this way some nights! Just go to bed already (-:
HA HA HA! So funny and TRUE. :) sorry for the language.....
TRUE... that's why bed time is 8:30 at my house...LOL !!
I couldn't resist! This is totally me.
Pfft. I'm off duty at 7:30.
I just giggled out loud :)
8 o'clock at my house!
Ha! Very true!
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:) wedding... baby...FOOD basically sums up my pinterest experience LOLOL
*a wedding do-over* baby & food. :)
True and LOL! So funny and true!
Hahah Yes! Wedding Baby Food
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this is so funny!
So true so funny
Truth. So funny
Lol so true.
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"Easy like Sunday morning.." ((Isn't this the truth.. Getting 3 kids ready for church.. while pumping.. plus trying to get myself ready.. after getting up late!! And needing to get gas before church.. lo Nothin' EASY about it!l))
Amen. Mom, great work getting us there every Sunday. I totally underestimated how hard it can be some Sundays! @Dana Curtis Curtis Tabb Martin Goss
Amen. Mom, great work getting us there every Sunday. I totally underestimated how hard it can be some Sundays! @Dana Curtis Curtis Curtis Curtis Curtis Curtis Curtis Curtis Curtis Curtis Tabb Martin Goss
Lionel didn't have to get kids ready for church
ha! Or three kids ready all by yourself!
Try 3 kids and a husband! Lol so true!!
or THREE children ready for church!!!
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.Try getting 4 kids ready!!
Hahaha So true!!!
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You know you're a mom when someone says they have a stomach ache and you ask if they pooped today ... Lol so true, I think I ask my kids this daily lol
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So true for my mom. If you said no, off to the doctor's office you went so we learned to lie and say yes!!! She was too ladylike to say "poop" s she would ask if we had a "bowel movement". LMAO!
You know you're a mom when someone says they have a stomach ache and you ask if they pooped today. LOLOL
My mom used to always say that! Now when my kids come to me with a stomach ache, I simply ask if they've pooped today. haha
You know you're a mom or work at an elementary when someone says they have a stomach ache and you ask if they pooped today.
I think this is hilarious and so true. it's typically something my mom would say
I'm a mom (AND a preschool teacher)!
Happens all the time!
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Phone on silent = 10 missed calls and 15 missed texts. Turn volume to loudest = nobody calls you. Also works when you're trying to nap.
Phone on silent = 10 missed calls and 15 missed texts. Turn volume to loudest = nobody calls you. :) Laurie Nicholson Courtier Immobilier Agréé Affiliated Real Estate Broker Cell: 514-606-8484 Lnmapleridge@gmail.com Exit Performa Agency 450-458-1116
This is seriously every single night. I wake up with a shit load of snapchats and texts. Phone on silent = 10 missed calls and 15 missed texts. Turn volume to loudest = nobody calls you.
Free, Courtesy Hello Ecard: Phone on silent = 10 missed calls and 15 missed texts. Turn volume to loudest = nobody calls you.
Phone on silent = 10 missed calls and 15 missed texts. Turn volume to loudest = nobody calls you.
so freaking true & frustrating!
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Funny Baby Ecard: I used to have functioning brain cells, but I traded them in for a child.@Michelle Flynn Morgan
Happens all the time!
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Not only do I see it but my husband will sometimes look at me and I can hear him in my head laughing...my daughter has her own personality but GAWD help me--she has inherited my smart mouth and sarcasm. So true!
That awkward moment when you realize you just punished your kid for acting exactly like you. #quote
I hate that moment...Adan always points it out to make things better...lmao poor kid!
ugh this actually happens to me alot lol then i laugh my poor kids lol
Not really an awkward moment....but still TRUE so TRUE!!
Haha so true!!!! Poor kid.
My life in a nutshell.
Oh so true truth!
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This is me majority of the time... You would think I would just text but I like to be "old school" an actually call people from my phone.
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Hahah! This is so me the times I've had to call people for work. It's so awkward!
Bahahaha.. ME, all the time! I hate talking on the phone.. always have!
Haha this is totally me all the time. I don't like calling people.
sorry of my life... hate talking on the phone.
99% of the time I call people
So much truth.
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One of the benefits to being my friend is that you can come to my house in pjs, no makeup, looking like crap and I won’t judge you.. because I too will be in pj's
One of the benefits to being my friend is that you can come to my house in pjs, no makeup, looking like crap and I won’t judge you.. because I too will be in pjs, no makeup, looking like crap. @Kristina Kilmer Kilmer
Best Friends Heck, at my house you don't even have to be my best friend. heeheehee If I get dressed and fixed for someone to come to my house, they have to be a very important stranger.
Best Friends heheheh :) @Victoria Brown breanne @shana Stewart-Wall @Sophie LB Mann @denise grant Sykes @Rae Gaylor Lowe @k . Isley
At uni I used to go over to my friends house all the time across the street in my pj's, slippers, no make up and carrying my cup of tea. Good times.
Best Friends -- love this, all my friends know this is true :)
I think this e card was made just for me!!!
Me and my bestfriend do this all the time
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Deadbeat moms! Right Scary Skemily?!?!
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Hahaha while everyone bitches about the heat ill be enjoying it(:
Story of my life.. Pinterest.. you know me so well :(
Haha so true except i never bitch about the heat!!
My thoughts exactly.
bring on the heat
For real though.
If you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all.
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That's funny...people ask me why I'm so quiete sometimes..this is why:) # Pinterest++ for iPad #
That's funny...people ask me why I don't talk a lot at work...this is why:)
That's funny...people ask me why I'm so quiete sometimes..this is why:)
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Not being skinny isn't lacking to begin with. (It's actually literally having more...). Aim for healthy weight anyway. I'm trying to stop caring about skinny.
I think this is me and most of my friend. I only have funny, sarcastic and awesome friends! ❤️
And being awesome is so much better than being skinny.
Amen! I may not be skinny, but I am quite awesome. ;)
Indeed bc I am AWESOME HAHAHAH!! Just sayin lol :-O
But I'm striving to be skinny and awesome!!
It's true.. I am pretty awesome.
My life to a tee
Mommy, mommy, mommy!!
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You can give me all the 'I don't love you Mommy' looks you want to, but who are you going to call when you need your butt wiped? Yep!!
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EXACTLY! lol @Erica Cerulo Cerulo Sutter.....I need to remember this right!? ;o)
BAHAHAHA So funny even though I don't wipe my daughter's butt anymore.
Who are you going to call when you need your butt wiped?
exactly! my children back when.....hahahhahahahahhahah!
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My son!!! Lol
Haha sometimes this is so true!