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From the Retro Humor Collection. Retro Humor Chocolate Lover Collection Because Chocolate Mini Tin Sign. Says Because Chocolate can't get you pregnant. Measures approximately 7 Inches wide x 4 Inches tall.

Punch you in the face

K to T-"One day my patience will run out, and I will stab you. In the face. Very hard." Jaime-"I think you normally punch people in the face.

guilty

Embrace Your Inner Fantasy…

This is so me lol. I "roll my eyes out loud" all the time!

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I need to remember this for next time I'm arguing. umm I mean explaining

Target solves everything. Except the amount of money I owe the bank.

Smile and Take a Deep Breath: My Word Love

When all else fails, a little retail therapy at my favorite store always helps! by jenifer. i could not agree more! during my first years in philly- i did target therapy all of the time.

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Chocolate holds my hand. Chocolate is my kleenex. Chocolate can't pour a glass of wine, though.

with this was true..lol

If stress burned calories, I'd be a supermodel. so true!

She’s been through a lot of heart aches, down falls, and people said bad things about her; and no matter how painful they may, she manages to handle it just fine. Description from carissajoygarcia.wordpress.com. I searched for this on bing.com/images

in 3 different ways and all were slow and painful. I may look calm, but in my head I've killed you 3 times - handling rude customers at work.

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