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a different take on Robert Munsch's "I'll Love you forever I'll like you for always as long as I'm living my baby you'll be." --- love the book (made me cry first time I read it; yes I was pregnant) and this is so funny.

We've given up on having it all, and yet...

yep missed that one! on a side note i dont know how ot knit and i dont have washboard abs but the rest fits me!

I totally did in M.S.!

I was just telling my kids that we had to square dance in PE when I was in high school (Thank God we did that cuz I NEVER used that a day in my life after that).they were like, "what's square dancing?

Remember how patient I was while you acted up in the store? Hang on to that memory, cause I'm gonna woop your ass when we get home.

Remember how patient I was while you acted up in the store? Hang on to that memory, cause I'm gonna woop your ass when we get home.Im pretty sure I think this all the time lol

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Moms often start the day feeling like Mary Poppins and end the day feeling like Cruella de Vil

The Inner Monologue of a Pinner: 'I want to sew!' 'No, I want to workout.' 'Wait, is that a mason jar?' 'Oh f*ck it, now I want cake.'

Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: The Inner Monologue of a Pinner: 'I want to sew!' 'No, I want to workout.' 'Wait, is that a mason jar?' 'Oh f*ck it, now I want cake.

We all have the bad influence friend...or we ARE the bad influence friend.

I don't need a big, fancy vacation. I'd be happy with a trip to the bathroom by myself. Vacation would be nice too

I have actually heard my wife say this.  Not word for word, but the message is the same.

Holiday Guide Has Great Ideas for Gift Givers Who Love Eco-Friendly and Handmade

Just listen damn it! canyquist Just listen damn it! Just listen damn it!

I can't stand when the girls scream for no reason!!! It's all kaylees vocab consist of lately

If you are going to scream like that you better be on fire with a stick in your eye

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