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Definitely.

Since it's difficult to infer tone in an email, you should assume all mine are sarcastic or bitchy. I wish my job would let me add this to my email signature- it would cut down on replies

Girl you look good. won't you back That ASS up

Free and Funny Workplace Ecard: I named my hard drive 'That Ass' so once a month my computer asks me if I want to back 'That Ass' up

Hmmm, I might've thought this a time or two. :-)

Funny Friendship Ecard: I liked your recent posting on FB but not enough to get so many notifications about what your other idiot friends think.

You're the only one who gets it when I reference Little House On The Prairie.

A pet peeve of mine. the complaints of a run ragged stay at home mom. try being a single mother with a full time job. Or just a mother with a full time job. I've done both and can tell you which is more difficult.

@Kayla Barkett Snyder the other night in the parking lot...I have so much to do and tonight I am going home and doing none of it haha

Happy Monday

That moment where you have so much crap to do you decide you're not going to do any of it. Story of my life.

Kids Crying For The Funniest Reasons Ever funny kids parents lol children humor funny pictures funny kids hysterical funny images why my kid is crying:

Kids Crying For The Funniest Reasons Ever funny kids parents lol children humor funny pictures funny kids hysterical funny images why my kid is crying. I feel bad for laughing now.

Dear Alcohol, we had a deal. You were to make me funnier, sexier, more intelligent & a better dancer.. I saw the video.. We need to talk.

Funny Farewell Ecard: Dear Alcohol, we had a deal. You were to make me funnier, sexier, more intelligent & a better dancer. I saw the video.

I realize that I am highly educated and have an expansive vocabulary, but sometimes the most appropriate thing to say is OMG

Funny Confession Ecard: I realize that I am highly educated and have an expansive vocabulary, but sometimes the most appropriate thing to say is OMG. lol so true

Kids Say the Darndest Things | #kidquotes

Funny eCard - My Dad convinced me that the Ice Cream truck only played music when it was sold out - Well played Dad

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