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It's a recipe for disaster when your country has an obesity epidemic and a skinny jean fad.

from Where's the f*#king mommy manual?!?


Dear playground bullies… Consider yourself warned. Yours truly, Mommy

And because I am not perfect; and still need to learn from my mistakes. God is still teaching and I need to listen.

Most things can be improved by one of five things: cheese, bbq sauce, melted butter, ranch dressing, or chocolate.

Friendships must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm, inappropriateness, and shenanigans.