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It doesn't matter if the glass is half empty or half full. There is clearly room for more wine.

Free, Confession Ecard: All I really have going for me is sarcasm, resting bitch face, a huge rack and really good eyebrows.

Inspirational Quotes Part 1

Don't underestimate me. I know more than I say, think more that I speak, and notice more than you realize.

I've learned to use meditation and relaxation to handle stress... Just kidding, I'm on my third glass of wine.