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Alcohol: Because no great story ever started with someone eating a salad.

Alcohol: Because no great story ever started with someone eating a salad. No but it ended with it!

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Thank god my son isnt the only child who throws a fit because of the stupidest things! LMAO!

Hard life of a toddler. I'm almost crying. This is so funny. Except I would cry if I couldn't eat Nutella. And if I they drug me to a Justin bieber concert.

I want to scream this at some people..

Dude using this as a come back when all my still immature friends as what 'happened' to me. Seriously I grew up.

You're the type of guy I'd make a sandwich for.

You're the type of guy I'd make a sandwich for. This says a lot!

agreed...except the pizza part

Whoever said "nothing tastes as good as skinny feels" has clearly never had cupcakes. Or wine. Or chocolate. Or pizza.

Funny Apology Ecard: Zombie Apocalypse has nothing on the Obamapocalypse! Soon we'll all be so broke and hungry, that our neighbors will start looking like yummy rump roasts!

Funny Apology Ecard: Zombie Apocalypse has nothing on the Obamapocalypse! Soon we'll all be so broke and hungry, that our neighbors will start looking like yummy rump roasts!

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