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Glitter counts as rainbows. And glitter=sparkle which IS my favorite color and I have a tattoo of the chinese symbol for it because I am THAT awesome.
This is so my girlie. Saw a shirt last year and wish it was in her size..."My favorite colors are glitter, sparkle & shine"
Sparkle is my actual favorite color, but since glitter sparkles.....,
Well, honestly, I have to say pink glitter is my favorite color!
THIS IS ME. GLITTER IS MY FAVORITE COLOR PLUS PINK GLITTER HEHE
glitter glitter...sparkle sparkle
Bronco Color Guard 2012 <3
Just add glitter
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Quote: Two things i know for certain in my life. 1. I have big boobs 2. My taste in music is wonderful
Truth. Sort of. Lots would disagree with #2 I'm sure... But #1 is undeniable haha.
Truth... I love this one!! Thanks Jamie Fletcher for pinning :)
There is literally no greater truth than this in my life.
Never found anything more relatable in my life
HAHAHA sorry but this just makes me giggle
my life - hahahahhahahahaha so so true
True story of my life :)
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I don't trip. I do random gravity checks. #lolsotrue #gravity #fallingdown #humor #funny
random gravity checks /// lol so true..#Repin By:Pinterest++ for iPad#
I don't trip. I do random gravity checks. True story of my life, lol
lolsotrue : I don't trip... hahhaa ! #Hilarious #quote
Gravity checks....this ones for my sister lol
lol so true quotes funny - Google Search
random gravity checks /// lol so true..
More like wine, compliments, cuddling, chocolate, lifetime movies, pj pants, and shopping. Girls are so hard to understand not even this ecard gets it!
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How hard are girls to undeestand? We like Starbucks, complements, cuddling, naps, Disney movies, yoga pants, and shopping.
But...I like alcohol, compliments, cuddlings, hikes, Disney movies, yoga pants, and I guess shopping is ok sometimes. haha
Replace yoga pants or Starbucks and disney movies with Psych and torturing my brother and one direction
starbucks. compliments. cuddling. naps. disney movies. yoga pants. shopping.
Definitely agree on the Starbucks, Disney movies and yoga pants!
nailed it. especially the Disney movies and yoga pants
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It doesn't matter I was on the swim team and a life guard myself at one point . . . Help me please Mr.HOT SEXY LIFE GUARD ;) LMAO
Ok so sky is a life guard, meaning that she'll probably have hot lifeguard friends! So maybe Nicole could drive her to work one day or something and she says "I suddenly forgot how to swim"
i have suddenly forgotten how to swim and desperately need you to wrap your arms around me and save me.... then please fall in love with me.
i have suddenly forgotten how to swim - Life Guards haha i would
I have suddenly forgotten how to swim. Hot guy humor ;)
lol, and the funny thing is that I AM a lifeguard...
Help me i m drowning!!
Rottenecards - I have a black-belt in sarcasm, a degree in Smartass and experience in Bitch. Yep I am a damn Ninja. You have been warned.
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Black belt in sarcasm. Ecard.
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True story! You can't be sad when you're holding a cupcake. - Kid President
You Can`t Be Sad When You`re Holding A Cupcake | #cupcake #quote
true story. from: Curls, Pearls, and Bows
So true! #cupcake #quote #sugartwin
So true!! True story bro quote
True story. I need a cupcake
Oh so true... u just cant >.
Baha story of my life!! Luckily this far I've chosen shopping. :)
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See, it's all up to my husband really.
This! Retail therapy at its finest.
this is my life in a nutshell haha
Retail Therapy is a real thing...
haha so true
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SIGN ME UP! Medical Marijuana. How about Medical VODKA? How about givin me a motherfuckin card for that?!
ill take a prescription to both :) thannnk you very much :)
Funny ecard-gimme a mofo card for medical vodka
hahaha this one is pretty funny!
Can you drink at work that way?
ill drink to that
Sign me up!
Need to get this as a button, so I can just point to it when, in the middle of conversations, I have an Alzheimer's moment.
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And every passenger carries their life burden just remain in the station for undefined time
From the moment we begin our process leading to your shimmy that breaks me to my core and leaves me powerless, you should take pride that you have defeated mother nature herself. That there is no one on this earth that has been able to drain EVERY thought in my head from that wiggle, and erasing millions of years of evolution in the process that leaves me without a single thought in my head. You should never doubt how powerful that body of a goddess is 2 my world 2 be able 2 control that at will
Ben's Garden 'I'm Afraid My Train of Thought' Glass Tray available at #Nordstrom
#word long (but extremely productive) day. Ready to relax with my babe now ❤️❤️
Im afraid my train of thought has left the station
I said this! I didn't know it was a quote!
haha, this is great! Definitley some truth to it too ;)
Hell Yeah, I Am Awesome, Maam, Mother, Yeah Remember, Funny Stuff, Well Said, So Funny
lol via Carrie Hayes & Krista Gee onto Funny Stuff
Oh yeah! Remember that! All that and then some!
Everything except for the mother part. :p
If this read "Cake vodka is just awesome water," I'd have this printed and hung on the wall behind our bar!
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Awesome water that tastes good with Kronik energy drinks!
This is my life...in a nutshellllllll
vodka = awesome water
Vodka LOVE IT
This is sooo true!
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Dear Grown Women: Your bra is NOT an optional article of clothing. EVER! Love, Those of us that have to look at you. | Reminders Ecard | someecards.com
Free, Reminders Ecard: Dear Grown Women: Your bra is NOT an optional article of clothing. EVER! Love, Those of us that have to look at you.
The fact that this needs to be said to some adult women is frightening!!! 👎😁
May as well been a direct Kelsie quote
Art Ha things-that-make-me-giggle
Some people need to know this!
Meanwhile, at Walmart...
Put a damn bra on....
Haha!! So true
I have 3 sides..... 1. The quiet sweet side 2. The fun & crazy side 3. The side you never want to see; uh-oh... you already have :/
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I have 3 sides..... 1. The quiet sweet side 2. The fun & crazy side 3. The side you never want to see.
I have 3 sides..... 1. The quiet sweet side 2. The fun & crazy side 3. The side you never want to see. **Just ask my kids. They've seen all three!!
I have 3 sides..... 1. The quiet sweet side 2. The fun & crazy side 3. The side you never want to see. | Encouragement Ecard | someecards.com
Chose a door any door, but mind you number 3 is not one I would want to open.
This is totally me right here!!
this is SO my life. bahahah
Haha so true
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All I want for Christmas is you. Just kidding. Give me diamonds. | Christmas Season Ecard | someecards.com
I mean.... They are a girls best friend. Who wouldn't want to give me a new best friend, or multiple best friends? ;)
Funny Christmas Season Ecard: All I want for Christmas is you. Just kidding. Give me diamonds.
So true ;) LOL!!! Just kidding... maybe....
ecards diamonds are a girls best friend
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sounds like my kind of camping trip, "Glamping" is what i think they call it?! LOL!
Yes right now this would be an amazing camping trip
@Heather Hays Are you up for a camping trip?
Sounds like the best camping trip EVER.
hahaaaa! the perfect camping trip :D
sounds like my kind of camping trip
so true! That is my kinda camping
Are you up for a camping trip?
my kinda camping.
Spiders Hate Peppermint!! Fill a small or medium-sized spray bottle to near the top with tap water. Add five to ten drops of peppermint essential oil. Do not use peppermint extract or fake peppermint scents. Reattach and seal the spray nozzle. Shake the mixture and open the lid -- if the water smells strongly of peppermint, you're good to go; otherwise, add a few more drops of oil. Spray the mixture in dark corners, inside windows or any other areas where spiders have been seen.
HOLY COW! AMEN...
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i'm ok with spiders, but abby is not, so that'd make my life harder lol
Holy shit. Flying spiders is the stuff of nightmares. I am so thankful.
there is still jumping spiders!
seriously...thank you god!!!
spiders i hate spiders
Thank, God. Literally.
haha!! so true!!
thank you jesus
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Spilling a full beer... A sad moment in everyone's life. I once spilled my own beer on my own head, by total accident. (True story)
Spilling a full beer you paid for is the adult equivalent of letting go of a balloon. | Confession Ecard | someecards.com
Truth...... Spilling a full beer you paid for is the adult equivalent of letting go of a balloon.
Replace the word beer with any alcoholic drink. Spilling a full beer you paid for is the adult equivalent of letting go of a balloon.
Spilling a full beer you paid for is the adult equivalent of letting go of a balloon. So true!
and or any other alcoholic drink... im laughing out loud
This has to be one of the best e cards I've ever seen!
So true!!!!! Funny Ecards
lol Michelle Flynn Hare
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but seriously... most everyone that got married the same year as us either has a baby or has one on the e\way. no thanks! I'll take my Walt :)
Ha! We did that for almost 10 years.... Now it's time for kids!!
@Katie Holmgren I thought of you and Steve :)
No babies mean better vacations
Sounds about right
The trouble with trouble is, it starts out as fun.
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Everytime we meet, there's trouble...fun trouble
I like fun...trouble likes me.
Truth, fun trouble
Funny but true
Fun & Trouble