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This is so my girlie. Saw a shirt last year and wish it was in her size..."My favorite colors are glitter, sparkle & shine"
Glitter counts as rainbows. And glitter=sparkle which IS my favorite color and I have a tattoo of the chinese symbol for it because I am THAT awesome.
Glitter is my favorite color. Would make a cute shirt for my cheerleader daughter
I truly think glitter really is my favorite color!! Unless it's sparkly.
Sparkle is my actual favorite color, but since glitter sparkles.....,
Well, honestly, I have to say pink glitter is my favorite color!
HA! ANY COLOR GUARD GIRL WOULD AGREE!
Just add glitter
It is true.
Fucking Delightful, Giggle, Sarcastic Quotes, Funny Shit, Difficult Person, So True, Funny Stuff, Constant Fucking
I don't know where all this crap about me being a "difficult person" is coming from. I'm a constant fucking delight.
I don't know where all this crap about me being a 'difficult person' is coming from. I'm a constant fucking delight! Read More Funny: http://wdb.es/?utm_campaign=wdb.es&utm_medium=pinterest&utm_source=pinterst-description&utm_content=&utm_term=
Giggle, Angel Drinks, My Life, I M Pretty, Funny Stuff, Thought, Liquor Store, Guardian Angels
I think my guardian angel drinks. Ha! So that's where the problem lies...
I'm sure it does because my life is one crappy thing after another.
i think my guardian angel drinks... yuppp she/he sure does! haha
If my guardian angel drinks it explains A lot of Things.
My guardian angel found a liquor store and drank it. :)
"I think my guardian angel drinks." As does my muse....
Thought it said 'I bring my guardian angel drinks'
I think my guardian angel drinks. So wrong
@Demerry Nielson ;)
Daily Struggle, My Life, Funny Stuff, So True, So Funny, Girl Problems, True Stories
story of my life..busty girl problems :/
So true :) my life...every day problem
daily struggles. white-girl-problems
Bahahaha busty girl problem for sure
Definite busty girl problems lol
story of my life. Ecard, boobs
Sad but true. Story of my life
not so funny.
Giggle, So True, Funny Quotes, Funny Stuff, Raise Aim, Bad Day, Live Laugh Love, Fire Reload
I'm usually about LIVE, LAUGH, LOVE, and DANCE, but today it's more like RAISE, AIM, FIRE, and RELOAD
"I'm usually about LIVE, LAUGH, LOVE, and DANCE... But today it's more like, RAISE, AIM, FIRE, and RELOAD." (I've certainly had days like this...)
Raise, Aim, Fire, and Reload. I want this on my wall, HR probably wouldnt see the humor though... More Life, Yep, Inspiration, Quotes, Scoreboard, True, Humor, Shooting Range, Fire Raise, Aim, Fire, and Reload. I want this on my wall, people probably wouldnt see the humor though... Raise, Aim, Fire, and Reload. Yep *shooting range attitude* ***** *(◠‿◠)* ***** ~ Funny quote | Inspiring Love Life Wise Quotes Yep. Because some days, its just true. Haha! |Humor||Funny quotes||Bad days quotes||Live, laugh, love quote||LOL|
Live, laugh, love and dance but today raise, aim, fire and reload
funny usually live laugh love today raise aim fire funny quote
Live, laugh, love, & dance. Raise, aim, fire, & reload.
I found this funny and sometimes is so true :)
When in doubt, just add glitter quote art. @Kathy Cano-Murillo thought you might like this one!
Glitter Sparkle, Life Motto, My Life, Thought, So True, Add Glitter, Pink Glitter
'when in doubt, just add glitter' this is my life motto
When in doubt, just add glitter.....pink glitter.
"when in doubt just add glitter"...so true!
When in doubt, just add glitter. #Sparkle
Yesss pretty much my life motto
Add glitter. #lifemotto
So true. My life motto.
@Sami Tomkovicz - haha
Little Girls, My Daughter, Sotrue, Truth, My Girl, My Life, Glitter Girl, So True, Sparkle
And I want my girls to sparkle and shine right down to their very souls @Sam Taylor Brewer
and thats why they sparkle..... This perfectly discribes my daughter!
If you have met my daughter you know she is a glitter girl!
Makes me think of the beautiful women in my life:)
sparkle sparkle...my daughter is like this :)
Glitter #relatable #sotrue #quotes
This so true for my little girl.
sparkle sparkle my girl
Truth. My daughter!@Cait
"-because I was stupid. I was so, so, horribly stupid. I said stupid things, and I did stupid things, and when I didn't see how insufferable I was, you told me. And instead of listening, I turned it around on you. Oh, look where it got me."
Funny Thinking Of You Quotes, Fit Quotes, 'Salem'S Lot, Funny Stuff, Dat Truth, Stupid Things, Dumb Decisions Quotes, Enfj Funny, Enfj Humor
True dat! #truth omg I neeed to!! My stupid past self continued texting her ex like everyday and didn't realize y all her friends didn't ever like him until like 5 months later...
I just did the most stupid thing about and hour ago and I can't get it out of my head
Right. I say stupid things esp if I'm nervous. It's like my brain forgets to work
SOO TRUE!!!!!!! *all the stupid things I've done come flooding back to memory*
Fit quote #fitness #fit #motivation #inspiration #fitspiration
True dat! #truth
Tumblr Edits on
Story of my life!
Wake Up Early, My Life, Funny Stuff, So True, Funny Quotes Pics, Funny Photos, Morning, Funny Memes
Saying you'll wake up early in the morning to get something done then in the morning convincing yourself it's not important
This morning lmfao! Telling myself I would get up early and do my birth control essay.
waking up early, then convincing yourself it's not important... #truelife
12 Funny Photos That Is Hard Not To Agree With - NoWayGirl
so true...who doesn't love to sleep in
Waking up early----everyday of my life
Every morning. Story of my life!
True Funny Meme #Morning, #Wake
I Love Jesus, Ellen Degeneres, He Loves Me, Forgive Me, My Life, 'Salem'S Lot, Funny Stuff, So Funny, I M Working
Like Ellen's friend Gladys! "I love Jesus but I drink a little." So funny. And yes, this is quite me.
This reminds me of Gladys from Ellen "I love Jesus but i drink a little!" LOL
I love Jesus, but I cuss a little. From The Ellen Degeneres Show. "Gladys"
Free, Somewhat Topical Ecard: I love Jesus, but I cuss a little.
Reminds me of the old lady ellen degeneres called. Funny stuff!
Story. Of. My. Life. Maybe a lottle....but I do love him.
"I love Jesus, but I cuss a little" - ecard
And He loves me anyway! :)
My favorite thing.
Giggle, Favorite Things, My Life, So True, Funny Stuff, Things To Do, True Stories
Not even gonna lie lol. My favorite thing to do is nothing. Unless it's forced. Like sick or hospital.
What if my favorite thing to do is nothing? - Pinned for BabyBump, the #1 mobile pregnancy app with built-in social network. babybumpapp.com
What if my favorite thing to do is nothing? Often on weekend mornings...I just want to do ...nothing.
Favorite things... this is me. true story.
My favourite thing to do....
I just laughed so hard!!
.What if? Giggles
Help Me, I M Drowning, Funny Stuff, Hot Guy, Life Guard, Save Me, Boy, Hot Lifeguards
*goes to pool* *hot life guard* - be careful in the pool me- ok :) *drowns* ;) save me! (mwahahaha)
If I ever start to drown, one of the boys better save me... Or all of them. (;
im a lifeguard, but cant swim sorry boys looks like you'll all have to save me
Help... I'm drowning... hot lifeguards please save me ;)
lol, and the funny thing is that I AM a lifeguard...
Help! Help! Hot guy come and save me!
help me life guard i'm drowning!
Help me i m drowning!!
haha so true
Best Friends, Lolsotrue Girls, Bestfriends, Friends Forever, My Life, Funny Stuff, Weird Conversations, My Sister
Having those weird conversations with your best friend and thinking, "If anyone heard us, we would be put in a mental hospital".
Hahaha all the time and my sister and I have these moments A LOT now that I think about it.... @Rachel Burns, @Rachelle Chrisostom
I have those weird conversations with my best friend that we could be put in a mental hospital for.
All the time. Espec with my love and best friend, William!
hahahaha happens all the time with my bestfriend. Sirah.
all the time...only this would be me & my sister!
ha! I have a couple of these peeps in my life!
Weird conversations. All the time.
Hey Cupcake, Eating Habits, Life Motto, Cupcake Definitely, Hate Carrots, My Life, True Words, Funny Stuff
haha yay for my bad eating habits
haha cupcake. definitely. :)
Truth. (i hate carrots.)
So the story of my life!
Cupcake win LOL
my life motto.
Being A Girl, Giggle, Get Well Cards For Men, Growth Quotes, Truth, Funny Quotes, Big Girls, Victim Card, Big Girl Panties
Playing the Victim Card like you need to forgive everyone who hurt you is getting real old. We should be forgiving you
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Plz like, comment or repin my stuff:) it would be appreciated . follow me www.instagram.com/rockstarking << We're sorry, your request for victim status has been denied. You are being transferred to our Big Girl Panties department. Please stand by.
You are being transferred to our Big Girl Panties department. Please stand by.
Time to put on your big girl panties!
#victim #growth #quotes #humor
Sometimes I hate being a girl
Every. Single. Morning.
Coffee Humor, Coffee Break, Coffee Coffee, Coffee Love, Ecards Coffee, Coffee Ecard, Coffee Quotes, Coffee Addiction
10 coffee sayings that express perfectly your feelings for coffee - I Love Coffee
Coffee Humor: Ahhh, that feeling when the first sip of coffee touches your soul.
It's funny cause it's true. @Stephanie Kerner, I'm so glad we're coffee addicts.
coffee. coffee. coffee.
Coffee ecard.. true!
Funnies, Ecards Funnyquotes
ill take a prescription to both :) thannnk you very much :)
Funny ecard-gimme a mofo card for medical vodka
Sorry for the language but SO funny!
hahaha this one is pretty funny!
Can you drink at work that way?
Haha! Sign me up :-)
ill drink to that
Now that's funny
Pretty much my exact thoughts!
Single Time, Lol So True, My Life, Funny Stuff, Attacker Naked, Funny Ecard, True Stories, Exact Thoughts, Haha So True
Funny Ecard: That moment you’re in the shower and hear loud thumps, and think "they’re killing my family, and I’ll have to fight the attacker naked...”
Every single time
LOL... So true!
Haha! So true!
Spiders Hate Peppermint!! Fill a small or medium-sized spray bottle to near the top with tap water. Add five to ten drops of peppermint essential oil. Do not use peppermint extract or fake peppermint scents. Reattach and seal the spray nozzle. Shake the mixture and open the lid -- if the water smells strongly of peppermint, you're good to go; otherwise, add a few more drops of oil. Spray the mixture in dark corners, inside windows or any other areas where spiders have been seen.
HOLY COW! AMEN...