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No your Crocs don't look comfortable, they look like you just didn't give a fuck about what you looked like today.

*Please let it go to voicemail... Please let it go to voicemail... Please let go to... * 'Oh, hey.. I'm glad I caught you...'

Pretty much! Let me get done with school already so I can have my comfy corner office where I don't deal with jackoffs allllll damn daaaaay!!

We all know he's controlled now by his insecure wife since he cheats, she knows it but won't do shit about it!!