One day I will be brave enough to say this to someone. That day will be as soon as I get the chance to, because I had this sudden transformation into bitch mode.

Nothing is better than having a great friend like you at work to vent and bitch with, to make our day go by a little faster.

If you've never heard of Julia Sugarbaker ( Designing Women) we can't be friends. Those are the rules.

Crackers. Stupid crackers. I want some crackers. Why won't she sha--nevermind. I don't want her crackers. They're probably stale anyway and she's just pretending to like them. Yep. Stupid crackers.

in the words of jack's mannequin: "who decided we have to change and wash our t shirts everyday? if it's not dirty, I'm going to wear it."

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