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No time between work, church, soccer, swim team, ballet, hip hop, tumbling, Cub Scouts, relearning grade math ... good thing I know how to multi-task!

Asking how my day at work went is like asking how a drive-by shooting went... I'm just lucky I got out alive!

I need to start eating more healthy, but first I need to eat all the junk food in the house so it's not there to tempt me anymore. story of my lifeeee

I don't have an attitude problem. You have a problem with my attitude and that's not my problem! #haha

Funny Workplace Ecard: Thank you for voicing that terrible idea and making this meeting last even longer.

Art Impressions Golden Oldies 'Edna' Rubber Cling Stamp

So many people SHOULD have killed me !! ( No jury who knew me would have convicted them !! ) Oh well will see if can avoid pepper spray in the face again today ,won't be surprised if my eyes sting before the end of the day ? !

One day I will be brave enough to say this to someone. That day will be as soon as I get the chance to, because I had this sudden transformation into bitch mode.