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Funny Confession Ecard: I've decided not to have children because I am adamantly against loving someone more than me.
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Why are these stupid ecards things always so accurate? ;)
This is the real reason I did not have children.
reasons i will regret having children
Well as a matter of fact YES!
Childfree is the way to be
They don't know my milk to cereal ratio. They don't know what size spoon I want. They don't know me or my life.
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I hate it when people pour my cereal. They don't know how much I want. They don't know my life. They don't know what I've been through.
They don't know my life, they don't know what I've been through.
This is literally the funniest thing ever...I laughed so hard
This is literally the funniest thing ever... I am crying...
Why is this so funny to me? Like this made my life
Stop I so say this!! They don't know my life!!!!
This is my life!
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Funny Breakup Ecard: I'm having a hard time getting over the relationship that we were never in.
Channing tatum how could you get another girl pregnant?!?! I thought we had something special :(
This is exactly how I feel about my relationship with Channing Tatum and Drake. *sigh*
baha this cracks me up... story of my life
hahah story of my life @Cara Talty
haha story of my life, sadly...
story of my life. dang it. haha
story of my life!!!! </3
story of my life...
true story of my life
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Funny Friendship Ecard: I'm hysterical and brilliant, but not a size 2...God had to be fair.
God is fair, that's why I'm not a size 2. :)
I laughed out loud! So funny & so true.
I laughed out loud! So funny.
So funny hahaha lol
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oh, so funny!
God is fair
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We are going to Hell in Gasoline Underwear for what we just said about her ugly baby. Bahaha! I do this all the time!
Going to Hell in gasoline underwear! That's my new line! Omg! That's so funny!!! Not so much the ugly baby thing...no baby is ugly lol
So funny, not the baby part but the gasoline underwear!
oh no, hahaha so funny. Hell in Gasoline Underwear!
Omg so true....happens all the time at work
LMAO. Gasoline underwear!! Funny shit
So funny & so true! lol
Ugly baby humor! LOL
I don't even like...
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"I've never read something that accurately sums me up as well as this." hahahah LOVEEE @colleencash56
"I've never read something that accurately sums me up as well as this." hahahah LOVEEE. Now if only I could place this on my desk at work it would be even better
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LMAO! There is one person in particular that is in my life that I wish was not. If it would not create a fight for my husband I would be all over this saying. I can't stand stupid people.
Stupid people are like CRAZY PEOPLE (they don't know they're crazy)
there are some people that need to hear this
Holy-moly!! I love me some ecards!
hahaha omg I am so funny
hahaha so true!
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Funny Wedding Ecard: Marriage is just a fancy word for adopting an overgrown man child who cant take care of himself. @Nichola Robertson Reynolds
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My life story!! Don't need no black eyes!
Oh goodness! This is so funny!
Story of my life!
Made me giggle!
haha so true
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Totally my parenting philosophy. I already feel bad for my future children. LOL
I should have told my children this as they were growing up LOL
Parenting 101. This is to both my children... I love you both!
this is what my future children have to look forward to.
This sums up my parenting style perfectly!
LOL - my children would agree with this ;)
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My parenting philosophy in a nutshell!
Funny stuff :)
my created someecard
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Damn. - I switched to Herbal Essence shampoo and sadly discovered I don't have a G-Spot on the top of my head like those women in the commercials.
my created someecard. Hate those commercials.
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Hahahaha are yoga pants considered yoga pants I am pretty sure my husbands thinks I don't own jeans anymore
It's 5:00... Guess I'll go change out of my pajamas and put a bra on before my husband gets home. 'Quick kids, go load the dishwaser so it looks like we did something today!'
Ha ha ha! This is pretty much the advice my husband's grandmother gave me when I was a newlywed!!! "Put a pot of water on to boil, run hot soapy water over the dishes and comb your hair." is what she told me! LOL
That's hilarious and so true!! Every time the kids stay home we enjoy just doing nothing then this happens...hahaha!!!!
If I were a stay at home mom, I imagine my life going something like this. ;)
bwahaha when he works days this is SO true! Taking place as we speak, too.
;) so true. only i have no husband. lol. or kids. just so true.
BAHAHAHAHAHHA story of my life the past few weeks. :) shhhh...
Baha. SO true to my life.
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True story bro
haha so true!
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There is truth to this.... my husband laughed too hard at this and then said "ah.. so true - I still buy you ice cream though."
...or is this too close to home to be funny? Meh, love my husband, but this made me laugh hard. and I read it to him. He laughed as well.
I do this to my husband, but he laughs. Not sure why I do it, but it's funny.
Ecards...hahaha! I just laughed so hard!
Love my husband but this made me giggle.
Did my husband make this e card?
hahaha so true. My life
Some E cards are so true! Haha
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oh me... how I love e-cards
Hahaha true story
Haha so funny!!
LOL! So true!
and criticize me for not wanting to be a parent..
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....and don't even try to get a JOB! Let us take care of you...Eat steak and crab legs with your food stamps while I eat hamburger....DON'T GET ME STARTED!
Ugh these ppl piss me off! As the famous saying goes "CAN'T FEED EM, DON'T BREED EM!" Where's my WIC card for my pets food?!
Free, Somewhat Topical Ecard: Oh you have a WIC card instead of a job? By all means, please have another child.
"Ugh these ppl piss me off! As the famous saying goes "CAN'T FEED EM, DON'T BREED EM!" " other pinned quotes. It really doesn't make sense though to keep having babies when you can't feed them.
One of my coworkers was homeless, jobless, and living with his mother-in-law with his wife and seven year old son. (At least he has a job now, but at the time he didn't.) They decided that was a fabulous time to have another baby. ARG. For the love of everything good and decent, PLEASE stop having children if you cannot afford them! If you can't take care of the one you have, then DO NOT have another!
aaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaa Now THIS is funny. Welcome to my job!
My thoughts exactly!!!
For some people...
#humor I'll pin it again if I want!
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hahahah all the time though
I repin allllll the time.
Happens all the time
All the time . . .
lol, all the time
all the time!