Funny Cry for Help Ecard: Whiskey will turn you into Cinderella. You'll leave the house looking all fly and spend then night dancing away. But by the end of the night you're just a hot mess missing her shoe. Hot Mess, Whiskey, Quotes, Funny Stuff, Humor, Funnies, Ecards, Cinderella
sounds about right
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I think I'm emotionally constipated cause I haven't given a Shit in Days!! C: Ecard humor funny laugh
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I think I am emotionally constipated cause I haven’t given a shit in days......this is hilarious
hahahaahahaha I usually dont post things with bad language, but this is funny :)
I think I'm emotionally constipated. Shit happens ha!
ecards.. Emotionally Constipated? I think so lol
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I love my tequila
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Tequila is a sneaky bitch. One minute you're dancing like a sexy mofo & the next you're on the ground, pantsless, making out with a shoe.
I've never made out with a shoe, but that's probably cause I couldn't find it.
If by "shoe" they mean "someone I shouldn't be" then absolutely correct.
One pinner said "I'd probably be trying to eat the shoe." - hahaha!!
I feel like I have seen this happen, but I won't name names.
never had this happen, I'm proud to say. but hilarious
Hello Saturday night!!!
Tequila. It happens.
MY life. Lol
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I'm not #crying b/c I'm #sad I'm crying b/c I can't #punch you in the #face but I can't #LetsGetWordy
I'm not crying because I'm sad. I'm crying because I want to punch you in the face but I can't
You have no idea.... But I would love to punch you in the face
Pretty much everyday of my life.;) Just saying
So much truth in one little ecard!!
Holy crap this is totally me!
You have no idea.... lol
Everyday. Of. My. Life.
Totally me ha
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I wish I could just automatically have this sent from my phone whenever I drink! Lol
It's a probably a good thing that I don't have time to drink anymore!
Drinky drink...ha, classic! A friend of mine says that all the time.
my phone should be taken away from me when I drink.
Friends dont let friends drunk text...
AHAHA. e cards.
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And this is why you remove your eye makeup! Well, that and the fact that mites are gonna eat your eyelashes off at night if you don't. I sell oil free Mary Kay eye makeup remover y'all! Hahaha
guilty... after a night out, washing my face is replaced with stuffing my face.
that's because i'm too lazy to take off my makup at night 9 times out of 10
No matter how much you wash off the night before, it always becomes this!
washing my face at night is just so hard.
i literally cannot stop laughing!
#mylife #morningafter 😖
truth. All the time
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Pretty sure I haven't laughed out loud like that about a some ecard in a while.
and this is the reason I am not allowed to drink tequila
I think I laughed so hard I might have peed a little!!!
That's why I only drink tequila in Mexico!
"oh tequila makes her clothes fall off.."
This is why I don't drink tequila!!
This is some FUNNY stuff.
So true! I think I am "life threatening" allergic to exercise. Hahahaha
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Funny Sports Ecard: I exercised once, but found I was allergic to it. My skin flushed and my heart raced. I got sweaty and short of breath. Very dangerous.
"I exercised once, but found I was allergic to it. My skin flushed and my heart raced. I got sweaty and short of breath. Very dangerous." - YOUR ECARDS - funny
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Terrible thing, exercising..
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I'm making tea, want some? No? How 'bout Tequila Sunrise?
Not everyone's cup of tea? TEQUILA! :D
no joke.. this is my life.
perfect for my life
STORY OF MY LIFE.
hahaha so true!
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Oh, stupid people... they're EVERYWHERE!
pretty much my life at work...
Life without stupid people
Some days this is so true
but make mine tequila
Omfg so true!!!!!
Shots shots shots
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this is for my mom, who always chooses ME when she is drunk texting @Teresa Jacks
Drunk text! Who does this anymore?!? I FB status when I drink lmmfao jk
drunk texts are funny. I don't drink liquor but this amused me.
I hate drunk texting damage control the next day....
We have all had those nights
my life story...
Whiskey Made Me Do It Tank...TRUTH! Whiskey makes me cray ;)
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whiskey made me do it tank. I need one that says tequila though. I don't drink whiskey.
whiskey made me do it tank(why I quit drinking whiskey after college!) :)
I want one but instead say tequila made me do it tank lol
Drink and Dial?! ;) (Just saying it makes me laugh)
Whiskey Made Me Do It Tank I need this in my life
Mine would do say " Vodka made me do it"
This would have been perfect in college.
I need this but to say vodka!!! oh boy
"After a while, you just want to be with the one that makes you laugh." - Mr. Big. SATC
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''After a while, you just want to be with the one that makes you laugh'' ~ Mr. Big~ you always made me laugh, i thought i always made you laugh too
after a while, you just want to be with the one that makes you laugh. mr. big, sex and the city. #sexandthecity #quote #inspiration #motivation
''After a while, you just want to be with the one that makes you laugh'' ~ Mr. Big sex in the city quote
my favorite Sex and the City quote!!! Mr. Big <3
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So true! (Mr. Big - Sex and the City)
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i give it over to you | don t you love this quote its so true your mind has a way of going ...
Don't over think. Don't stress. Thoughts become things. #truth #quotes #quoteoftheday
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Truth! I need to apply this more in my life. :-) | Inspirational Quotes
I need to remember this quote for every second of my life. lol
Calm quotes inspirational so true
Quotes and thoughts to live by
HA!! Unfortunately life is not a fairytale
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if isn't a fairytale.... eCard
Everybody have a tequila story
Life isn't a fairytale...
Oh, that darn tequila
This is no fairytale
story of my life.
I know for a fact Im not everyones cup of tea and whisky is an aquired taste ;)
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I'm not everyones cup of tea. lol
Whisky is more than tea anyhow!
ain't that the truth! (: ha
I'm too spunky to be tea!
Tea & whiskey? So me!
Ain't that the truth.
MASH, oh how many times we did that!
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Andrea, our mash games were always a tad different lol
Brad Pitt got around in our middle school mash games.
90's kid problems.. Forgot all about that game
Ha ha..Good Old Mash games..
Remember that MASH game
What happened?? haha!
Ah, MASH. good times
I LOVED MASH! Lol!
90s kid problems
I literally laughed for way too long at this :-)
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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah. I laughed soooo hard. It's so true. It's the only place I get some sort of alone time.
I just spent the last hour re-pinning... and what do I have to show for it? Numb feet and the toilet print on the back of my thighs. Thank you Pintrest. | Confession Ecard
This had me laughing do hard I almost feel it of my chair! #ecards #Pinterest #pinning #humor
I literally laughed for way too long at this, but it's so funny and too true! Lol
Hahahahaha this just made me giggle more than you know!!!
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah. So funny but yet so true!
Hahahahaha. So true one to many times.
So funny cause it's so true!
Story of my life
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Or rum. Or Jack Daniels. This could be a lucrative business venture, actually.
They should make #vodka_lip_gloss || #ecard #someecard
This could be a lucrative business venture, actually.
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Flavored vodka lip gloss... Yum! Lol
"They should make Vodka lip gloss."
It would be nice lol
Ummm tea please!
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Funny Workplace Ecard: I wish my employee evaluation form had a line item for 'tolerating a psycho'--in which case I have exceeded expectations.
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I wish my employee evaluation form had a line item for 'tolerating a psycho'--in which case I have exceeded expectations....anyone who works at CBA--knows the psycho!! We should all get an award!
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This made me laugh although thankfully I like the people I work with.
funny. i don't really work with any psychos, but still funny!
Wow. Right On. Kind of not funny since it's so true...
Employee evaluation _ E Card _ toooooooo funny !!
Work quote - SOOO TRUE!