Wear Pants, Amenities, My Life, Bahahahhaha, Accur, Answers, Good, Ecards, I Hate Pants
if i have to put pants (or a bra) on, the answer is no.
this is accurate. I hate pants.
My life. Rockstars don't wear pants.
Free, Party Ecard: If I have to put pants on, the answer is no.
bahahahhaha so me or put a bra on
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Yes! No is a complete sentence. You don't need to explain yourself. Things to know about life. Inspirational awesome epic life quote. Strength to stand up for yourself and learn to say no.
LOL I love it! Too funny! I need to remember this to say to my kids! #LOL #funny #quotes #words #sayings
"No" is a complete sentence. It does not require justification or explanation. Remember this!!! Tim tells me this ALL the time.
True story: "No" is a complete sentence.
#inspiration #motivation #no #advice #life #lesson #words #thoughts
Things to Know About Life: "No" is a complete sentence. It does not require justification or explanation.
Pro tip: learn how to say no. Always remember this.
Yup ... some people
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some people just suck the compassion out of you.
Funny Confession Ecard: Sometimes I think I should try to be more compassionate and understanding...and then you start talking...
This couldn't be more true for some people in my life.
True story buhahahaaa
Bahaha omg this is so true some people i tell ya
Some people just didn't know when to SHUT UP
Ok so kinda reminds me of Sam. Like, once upon a time I thought that Max was just a repeat of Sam. I thought I was just into him because he was hot and popular and tall and gorgeous. And God knows that I didn't want or need that again. Well, that's not it this time. He's also kind. And beautiful. Lovely, caring. Smart, quiet, hilarious. He makes me smile even when I'm trying my best to ignore him. No, I've realized that why I thought I liked him then is not why I love him now. He's all I could ever want. I think I like guys like him because someone is meant to see past what everyone else sees. I'm meant to see past the outside. And I always will. I love what I see, babe. You may not see me but I will always care more about you than you will ever realize. And that's what's beautiful after all this time. You can ignore me, and fall in love with her again, and not see me right in front of you with my heart breaking over the thought of losing you, but I realized a long time ago that it's useless to try and deny what I feel for you. So I won't. And the world is just going to have to be ok with that.
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I am not sure why I find this so funny
My children everyday.
There's no need to repeat yourself. I ignored you just fine the first time. <3 #truth
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Yes this is me right now! Trying to read brave new world...
That is an accurate description of my life at present.
Funny Weekend Ecard: So much to do....... So little desire to do it.
Basically my life.
College life - basically everyday
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Pretty sure this is my life motto!!! lol
Just because it's a bad idea, doesn't mean it's not going to be a good time. pretty much my life lately
...and please let my Starbucks have Pumpkin Spice Lattes early. | More Holidays Ecard | someecards.com
...true story ;)
Just because its a bad idea, doesnt mean its not going to be a good time. - quotes inspirational and motivational - typography - people - #quotes #motivational #words #typography #inspirational
Just because it's a bad idea, doesn't mean it's not going to be a good time. haha so true!
Just because it's a bad idea, doesn't mean it's not going to be a good time. | Flirting Ecard
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True Story - Cleaning
"I keep seeing 'housekeeping schedules' on Pinterest. Here's my housekeeping schedule - do the absolute minimum until someone's coming over, then clean like a crazy person." Yes, I laughed... because, if everyone were to be completely honest about it (seriously, come on, now, let's be real)... this would be true for MOST people, more often than not!
I keep seeing 'housekeeping schedules' on Pinterest. Here's my housekeeping schedule - do the absolute minimum until someone's coming over, then clean like a crazy person. | Confession Ecard | someecards.com
As much as I'd like to say that I clean all the time, this is so true lol
Ecard, funny pics, quotes
Sad truth about cleaning sometimes lol
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I've a low pain tolerance, so I just go ahead and roll 'em
There's nothing quite as painful as suppressing a much needed eye roll.
It hurts. A lot.
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Haha #ecard #humor previous pinner: For more quotes and jokes, check out my FB page: https://www.facebook.com/ChanceofSarcasm
made me laugh more than it should have
Sorry about the language, but this is some funny stuff!!!
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I need this pin for when I come home to my kids after working a night shift. So true.
Oh this is so true! Nightshift does this to me a lot!
Without sleep, we become tall two year olds. True story.
Without sleep we become tall two year olds. This is so true
without sleep, we become tall two year olds omg this is me n Jason right now. But alas we have an almost 2 year old.
I'm not short, I'm just concentrated awesome! Funny short person saying / slogan T Shirt - Clothes, fashion for women, men, teens, kids and babies
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Im not short, Im just concentrated awesome! Funny short person saying / slogan T Shirt - Clothes, fashion for women, men, teens, kids and babies
The Impressive List Of Top 33 #Short #Funny #Quotes
I'm not short, I'm just concentrated awesome! Feel like i need this T-shirt in my life. Lol
This is true.
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It's all fun games till..... your jeans don't fit anymore. | Congratulations Ecard | someecards.com
I'm against recycling because it makes me look like a huge alcoholic to my garbage man. #drinking #quote
I'm having waaaay too much fun on Pinterest today! Funny stuff.
hahahahaha This is so true ... even though I'm a recycling tyrant. I can't stand when people throw soda cans away.
#truth #ecards #quotes
Depressingly true. I'm going to pin this is my board "Some Laughs" but it's really not funny -__-
To Relieve Stress I Do Yoga...Just Kidding I drink Wine in my Yoga Pants~~ Wine-on-the-Go cup on Etsy, $15.00
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Women's Wine Humor: To Relieve Stress I Do Yoga ...Just Kidding I drink Wine in my Yoga Pants ~~ Etsy
Wine glass in tumbler for gift idea
To Relieve Stress I Do Yoga...Just Kidding I drink Wine in my Yoga Pants~~ Wine-on-the-Go cup on Etsy, $15.00- lol too funny!
To Relieve Stress I Do Yoga...Just Kidding I drink Wine in my Yoga Pants~~ Wine-on-the-Go cup #Quotes
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If you think I'm talking about you, I probably am. :P
Yes!! So true for some people!!
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Curiano Quotes Life - Quote, Love Quotes, Life Quotes, Live Life Quote, and Letting Go Quotes. Visit this blog now Curiano.com
Tuesday, April 21, 2015...mistakes made in life are our lessons in disguise and sometimes the best lessons learned came from the worst mistakes made.
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And I'm pretty awesome.
What I lack in skinniness I make up for in awesomeness. | Somewhat Topical Ecard
I think this is me and most of my friend. I only have funny, sarcastic and awesome friends! ❤️
Amen! I may not be skinny, but I am quite awesome. ;)
oh yeah, because I am awesome
Truth. ;) This is my life.
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But I didn't want to not want to come either... sigh, introvert problems.
So funny. Not always true but still funny.
why I’m late to work everyday....Yes yes it's true
Ecards explain my life.
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#ecard #funny #humor
*COUGH COUGH* ABIGAIL BRESLIN
Why am I laughing so hard?
Hahah! So simple, and so funny and oh so true!
I need to work this into my regular insult vernacular.
haha.. i know some people who could use several straws
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Football chicks :-)
In the spirit of college football starting this week, here's a little football humor! #CollegeFootball
In the spirit of NFL football
It's almost football season!
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Because it is lies...way more lies than you could ever know... make real food brownies and taste truth and wonder... #itspossible #ignoranceisnotblissitscancer #realfood
Chevron Patterns, Moustache, Amenities, Mustache Things, So True, Love Of God, Annoying, Ecards, Sour
YES. I liked moustaches way before it turned all trendy & now it's just annoying.
Or obsess about the Chevron pattern! <33333333
For the love of god!
cant stand the mustache thing unless youre doing a photo booth, and I only like a couple of the keep calm things the rest are annoying lol
lol amen! Don't like the stupid mustache thing.
From MindOverMotherhood's facebook page: "Let me explain this again, my dear children: my bathroom is NOT the Visitor's Welcome Center. Get. Out."