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Yeah, I'm a crazy bitch. But I'm the kind of crazy bitch that will have your back if you get into a bar fight.

Funny Confession Ecard: I don't have a bucket list but my fucket list is a mile long.@Charity Scantlebury Scantlebury Duernberger

Stop telling me drinking ain't cute. I ain't trying to be cute, bitch. I'm trying to get drunk.

OMG YES!!!! how many typos can be in a published book, plus who uses giggles for every characters way of laughing!!!!

Haha I might have pinned this before but doing it again because it is so funny and I would love to say it to a few ex bfs :)