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oh snap...that is crazy hilarious.
sad but true... and glad its NOT me!!
You cleaned the house and made dinner while I was studying? ... Excuse me while I take of my clothes ...
Just remember: Any bitch before me was a mistake & any bitch after me is a downgrade.
Is that you Mom? Yep it's me! You are so welcome!
Yes, I do have the best sister in the world... It's just that she's crazy and she scares me a little bit...