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I thought I was losing weight, but it turned out my sweatpants had come untied.

I thought I was losing weight, but it turned out my sweatpants had come untied.

Funny Thinking of You Ecard: I would tell you that I hate to be a bitch but obviously I don't hate it that much.

Funny Thinking of You Ecard: I would tell you that I hate to be a bitch but obviously I don't hate it that much.

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I feel this way a lot... - Click image to find more Illustrations & Posters Pinterest pins

I feel this way a lot... - Click image to find more Illustrations & Posters Pinterest pins

Hey I won't be in today...I have Anal Glaucoma... I can't see my ass coming into work.

Hey I won't be in today...I have Anal Glaucoma... I can't see my ass coming into work.

haha! Oh, my poor husband! This is more true than anyone but him knows ;)

haha! Oh, my poor husband! This is more true than anyone but him knows ;)

The amount of snark required to answer your question could probably cost me my job. | eCards

The amount of snark required to answer your question could probably cost me my job. | eCards

I don't have a "Honey-Do" list...  I have an "I'll-Do-It-My-  Fucking-Self" list!  And surprise! The  shit gets done!

I don't have a "Honey-Do" list... I have an "I'll-Do-It-My- Fucking-Self" list! And surprise! The shit gets done!

I've been hiding from exercise. I'm in the fitness protection program. @saralavaun

I've been hiding from exercise. I'm in the fitness protection program. @saralavaun

Commercials and videos from the most interesting man in the world and dos equis. Description from dailymeme.net. I searched for this on bing.com/images

Carrying groceries…

Commercials and videos from the most interesting man in the world and dos equis. Description from dailymeme.net. I searched for this on bing.com/images

Ain't that the truth. Half the time this problem is caused by my endometriosis for me.

Ain't that the truth. Half the time this problem is caused by my endometriosis for me.

Don't mistake my kindness as weakness, Bitch. I will straight fuck you up.

Don't mistake my kindness as weakness, Bitch. I will straight fuck you up.