Sometimes I wish you were a Ken doll so I could pop your legs off and beat you with them.

Women are angels. When someone breaks our wings, we simply continue to fly. Usually on a broomstick. We're flexible like that.

If you have someone in your life who laughs at the same crap you do, no matter how messed up it is. They are your soulmate.

Oh I'm in a 'pissy mood'... Sorry that rainbows and gumdrops aren't flying out of my ass today!

Funny Breakup Ecard: It's better to have loved and lost than to live with a psycho for the rest of your life.

and you are judged for being real---too many fake mfkrs in the world and the real ones are the rebels

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