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Nope, you still a bitch.Yep some people just have no morals,respect, or self dignity .

I can only please one person per day via lilblueboo.com #quote

So either back off, go away.put a sock in it, leave me alone or take your life in your own hands. Bye Bye NOW!

My bf knows this all too well!

I'm sorry for the potty word but this is what I hear when someone texts me "K." So funny!

Close enough ..

I used my manners today and said please. Well, actually I said bitch please but whatever. Close enough .

Every once in awhile you get to see karma jump up and bitch slap just the right person. It's been a long wait, but well worth it.

"Of corse life is A BITCH...."

Of course life is a bitch. If it was a slut, it would be easy. The best collection of quotes and sayings for every situation in life.

There's no reason why I don't wanna be with you... I just don't feel that "connection" ya know?

Deja Poo-Some people are sooo unoriginal. Also quite relevant: Shit or get off the pot.

Seriously... And below that is hell...I'm close. Wtf, life... C'mon.

Just when I thought things were at their worst; there's a basement ;/ Funny- yet not funny. It's true

Remember, some people need to be alone with their cats, and die in an unwashed angora sweater in July

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FISH it just does!

remember the "FISH" :).when dad and I got married we were wearing matching t-shirts FISH-DO.fuck it shit happens- drive on!

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