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"Vegetarian" is an old indian word for bad hunter. (Sorry to my vegetarian friends. but this was funny!

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Saw on FB. Even Duct tape can' t fix stupid BUT it can muffle The sound Duct tape Saw on FB Even can' t fix stupid BUT it can muffle The sound

it's an organic baby holder, lol

REDNECK chair and teething ring. you eat the watermelon and baby gets a new chair and snack. Itis a Win/Win hahaha

National Sarcasm Society

I think some people would (not) agree that I am a card carrying member if the National Sarcasm Society~ I already know the proposed sarcasm sentence mark. And the ironic sentence mark.

It will help me "look" like less of a wino, but not necessarily help with "being" less of a wino.  haha

A wine glass for those who love wine. Closest thing to a never ending glass of wine I've ever seen. I want.

Oh my god!!! I totally thought this same exact saying and punch line when I was pumping the other day!  I thought I was all funny for coming up with it. Guess I'm not original ;)

A Funny Mom Quotes --> truth. definitely okay to cry over spilled breastmilk

LOL!  When I was a child we had to cross the bull pasture to get to the outhouse at my Aunt's house. Between the bull and the mean rooster - well, a lot of "accidents" happened if we weren't fast enough!

Farm: "Do not cross this pasture unless you can do it in 9 seconds, because the bull can do it in

Need to do some digging? Check out our great selection of backhoes at http://www.rockanddirt.com/equipment-for-sale/backhoes

Never irritate a woman who can operate a backhoe. Did I mention I can operate a backhoe?

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Funny sign for deer hunters: Baiting Is Illegal. Sign reads: This pile is intended for squirrels, chipmunks and other such animals. Any deer found eating this corn will be shot!

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