Explore The Face, Funny Friendship, and more!

You understand, dontcha?

Funny Friendship Ecard: I'd slap you in the face but I don't want to get slut all over my hands.

Dead beat mothers. M<3

I hate the movie perception of the girl next door. it's really more of like a whore next door, and that's just unreal and unjust. Where's the REAL girl next door?

Funny Cry for Help Ecard: Turns out all my Pinterest clothes only look good on those skinny hookers in the pictures. Let's go get a cookie.

Turn out all my clothes only look good on those skinny hookers in the pictures. Let's go get a cookie. Haugen Haugen Barb L Milsaps Soares

wait, why am i still trying to be sneaky about it? i'm my own boss now!

oh someecards, you have the best sense of humor! I snuck a bunch of booze into work today using my stomach.

My love is NOT unconditional.

My love is not unconditional. The terms are: you not being an asshole. And as Ive realized, I can even love an asshole.

All the time...

Quick check your face, because I just found a nose in my business.to bad it's usually my nose.

Pinterest
Search