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I hated when my mom would do this. Then I became a mother and understood the reason for mom spit....convenience. LOL
Kid And Parent Humor #6: Mom Spit Universal Cleanser. Great for faces, ears, hair, necks, clothes, shoes, floors, counters, linoleum, bathrooms, automotive degreasing, and much, much more.
Happy Mothers Day! Mom spit - My kids hated when I licked my thumb and rubbed the smudges off their faces. (I never complained when they slobbered when they drank from my glass..hmph) lol
Mom Spit Universal Cleanser. So true!
the universal cleaner: mom spit
Incredible cleaner! funny-stuff
Awesome #momspit #truestory
Nothing cleaned our dirty kid faces better than Mom�s spit. This funny, and pretty gross, Mother�s Day card celebrates Mom�s magic spittle.
It's good for kids to be embarassed, it lets them learn it's okay to not take themselves too seriously.
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I hear this gets easier the older they get. Watch out, kids, your teenage years shall be truly cringe worthy.
Embarrassing My Children...pretty bad when they FORBID you to dance at the party you paid for! FYI- I did not listen.
Embarrassing my children all the time with singing and dancing and comments!
I tell my kid all the time that it's the real reason I had him ;)
And this is why my kids don't want me to volunteer sometimes
.embarrassing my children...lol
This is so true. :)
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Been there, done that!
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You're not truly a parent till you've swatted blindly into the back seat of the car, hoping to connect with a kid.
Bill Cosby's "vacation elbow" routine ~ Brings back memories of car trips of my youth! My Pop had one arm, but he still instinctively stuck that stub in the backseat. Of course it was too short to reach us, but still got the point across: knock it off or I'm going to pull this car over, and you don't want that!
This is exactly why I always sat directly behind the swatting parent...less chance of her actually connecting!
You’re not truly a parent till you’ve swatted blindly into the back seat of the car, hoping to connect with a kid.....haha I've actually done this before, yet I'm not a parent.. Lol
True. Oh the things that go on in that backseat. No imaginary lines can fix my kids bickering with each other.
You're not truly a parent til you've swatted blindly into the back seat of the car, hoping to connect with a kid.
Funny Family Ecard: Youâ€™re not truly a parent till youâ€™ve swatted blindly into the back seat of the car, hoping to connect with a kid.
You’re not truly a parent till you’ve swatted blindly into the back seat of the car, hoping to connect with a kid.
I can remember moving pretty darn quick to miss my momma's hand although she was looking to straighten out my sis! HA!
I hate the kids that do this in stores and restaurants almost as much as I hate their parents who allow it.
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Omg! Yes so true! Hate it when the kids scream like that and makes your heart drop thinking someone is badly hurt!
So many times I've had to resist saying this to my children when they interrupt me in the bathroom. tb.
Hahaha!!! Seriously! This is how I feel when the kids scream for no reason!
Where was Pinterest when my kids were little...this is some funny stuff!
My mental thought process when there's a kid screaming his/her head off.
So true..hahaha!! #screamingkid #Parenting #Humor
I need to tell my children this! Lol
So funny but true for Reilly.
Totally me!! LOL "Don't expect a 'Bless You' after the 5th sneeze. Get it under control." #ecard #medicine
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Ha! That’s funny! I sneeze like 50 times.. hahaha you can understand that @Veronica Verduzco ;) #wesneezealot
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Free, Confession Ecard: Don't expect a 'Bless you' after the 5th sneeze. Get it under control.
This is my life all the time!
because of you
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this is SO true. especially for those overly-emotional guys... #truth
and when I jump on trampolines and sneeze. So funny and So true!
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LOVE this one!!! So funny and so true :)
SO TRUE! Story of my life: )
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so funny. so true.
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I was told this a few times!
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Can't even count the number of times I heard this...and my Mommy wasn't born southern, but my Gramma and Nana were
My mom said that, and she's as Yankee as they come! I think it's a "Mother" thing not a Southern" thing!
Ahmmm, Northern Mama's said that too. Just saying, it's a Mom thing not a southern thing
Must really be a 'southern' thing. My southern Italian parents used to say that too!!
I never knew that was a southern thing.. I thought it was a "my mama" thing...
If a Southern girl had a dime for every time she heard this....
southern ecards seriously. My daddy did too. :-/
My mother, who's NOT southern says that..
It's a southern thang;)
Someday you shall hear my words come out of your mouth when lecturing your daughter. And on that day I shall laugh! Love, Mom.... I already sound like my mom now!
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my mom laughed so hard at me the day this happened! And I tell my own daughter this same thing now! LMAO!
Someday you shall hear my words come out of your mouth when lecturing your daughter. And on that day I shall laugh! Love, Mom. For you Erica and Mary!!!!! It's called payback is a b@&#! Lol
Funny Baby Ecard: Someday you shall hear my words come out of your mouth when lecturing your daughter. And on that day I shall laugh! Love, Mom.
Works for sons too. I am shocked how many times I have opened my mouth and my mother comes out.
This is BEYOND true in fact the last scene happened to me last week! #motherfunny #spon #cbias
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Yeees! Add loudly describing what color underwear I'm wearing, trying to unlock the door before I've pulled up my pants, etc....Before Kids vs. After Kids: Public Restrooms | More LOLs & Funny Stuff for Moms | NickMom
The One Way To Make Public Restrooms EVEN LESS Enjoyable...so true! But they forgot to add your kid opening the door while you're going.
Before Kids vs. After Kids: Public Restrooms // omg! I'm freaking crying from laughing so hard. I don't have any kids but I remember my mom being like this with me
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The One Way To Make Public Restrooms EVEN LESS Enjoyable. Dying laughing! My Gawd so true!!!
kids in public restrooms. True. So True. Laughed so much the laughing was silent!
Bahahaha THIS is my life when I take my son to the public bathroom with me. 😂
Public restroom: With kids vs without kids...The Truth!!
Omg story of my life!! Laughing so hard
I still have some clothes like this
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Is this sexist or true? Maybe both? Teach your kids how to do laundry right or you will be doing it FOREVER! #laundry #mom
#laundry #mom @Rose Pendleton Pendleton Eberson This is the one you meant?
#laundry #mom- or see pin with symbols painted on wall!! :) :)!
Truer words never spoken! #laundry #mom, #mother, #hammocking
i'd have to give to my mom- i ruin laundry, regularly.
hahah too funny! I would crack up if I read this!
yes yes, thanks mom
We will continue having lots of meetings until we find out why no work is getting done.
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Funny Workplace Ecard: We will continue having lots of meetings until we find out why no work is getting done. HURDLE!!
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Actually they have meetings where I work so they DO NOT have to work!!! Funny Workplace Ecard: We will continue having lots of meetings until we find out why no work is getting done.
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I'm so glad you work here so I have someone to talk to every day about quitting. | Workplace Ecard
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Why is it so wrong to say this?
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now honey, you know i don't encourage violence. but if he picks on you again, you punch that little bastard in the throat! | Family Ecard
don't encourage violence~ we had a moment like this when Blake told us a big kid at school was being mean to him
*** this applies to my boys... Gett'n real sick of the bullying and or even jealousy from certain kids... What my children wear and what they get as gifts~ NO, they are not copying!!! My children have style, as well as their parents~ Haa Haa ***
I have pretty much said this to my boy. Sorry little brats all over the world you dont get to mess with my kid.
Funny Family Ecard: now honey, you know i don't encourage violence. but if he picks on you again, you punch that little bastard in the throat!
I Don't Encourage Violence, but....I WILL encourage my kid to defend herself
This is what I want to say when kids pick on my boys.
lol. but it's so funny.
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There is truth to this.... my husband laughed too hard at this and then said "ah.. so true - I still buy you ice cream though."
...or is this too close to home to be funny? Meh, love my husband, but this made me laugh hard. and I read it to him. He laughed as well.
My husband does this all the time, i can't believe there is an ecard for it!
OMG just busted out laughing!! I dedicate this to my husband lol
Love my husband but this made me giggle.
Did my husband make this e card?
hahaha...so true..my life
This is for you A & Z.....haha. I really need to frame this and give it to my two lovely angels as wedding gifts. hahaha
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you're a good mom when you can keep them alive for at least 18 years. The rest of the time is up to them.
hahaha I have to post this on facebook, cause I have been recently been accused of not being a good mom!!!
This is for you A Z.....haha. I really need to frame this and give it to my two lovely angels as wedding gifts. hahaha#Repin By:Pinterest++ for iPad#
Of course I'm a good mother. They're still alive, aren't they? Even though they didn't dye eggs or carve pumkins....
So very true! although for me this is.....of course I'm a great auntie! They're all still alive, aren't they? ;)
This is for you A Z.....haha. I really need to frame this and give it to my two lovely angels as wedding gifts. hahaha
Oh, there are days when this is so much closer to the truth than any child free person could realize.
Oh this is funny, but in a sad way because sometimes when the hubby comes home and we are all alive, it's been a good day. . .
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For #mom - The amazing ability to hear a sneeze through closed doors, in the middle of the night, 3 bedrooms away...while daddy snores next to you.
Why do we even HAVE Baby Monitors???
Story of my life!!!! Yeah totally !
MAMAS HAVE SUPERPOWERS :)
Story of my life!!!!
Doggy moms too!
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so true. another quote to tell my dad when he tries to get me to go camping.
lawd have mercy, aint it the truth!? OMG SO TRUE.
Fuck you and your inspirational quotes and shitty ecards.
:) Can't stop laughing- this is so true!
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I giggled ...
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story of my life! it's not easy being right ALL the time...
So true, I hate fighting with my husband.
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Story of my life! Haha!
Ugghhh ... so true!
Haha so true story
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Praise The Lord! Thank ya for those extra fries! (It's best if you read it in her voice)
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Haha after watching this show it makes me laugh even harder!
Funny Pictures Of The Day. Extra Fries!
lol so true.. Praise the Lord!
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and that's really how it works...
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I will never forget the day my cousins figured out this was not how the 5 second rule worked...they are older than me...
5 second rule- yupp pretty sure this is how it works :) hahahaha
And that, my little brother, is how the five-second-rule works.
5 Second Rule!! -that's how it works, right? riiiight ...?
and this, is how the "5 second" rule works
this is how it works... 5 second rule
So THAT'S why the rule works....
Why is this so funny?
food safety myth
Hell has no wrath like a mother whose phone calls aren't answered.
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Holy crap, or like a mother pre cell phones whose daughter hasn't called when she's arrived to wherever she was going...
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Hell has no wrath like a mother whose phone calls aren't answered. LOL...so true!!
Kid i pay for that phone, yeah you better answer!
Children, you better answer!
Better answer that phone
And unanswered texts!
They'd better answer!
A mother. Honest
any mom or wife!