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Over-Trusted Fart.

Free and Funny Cry For Help Ecard: I miss the age when I thought I would have my shit together by the time I was the age I am now.

My Glass Needs More Wine - http://funnypicturequotes.com/my-glass-needs-more-wine/ #winememes #WineWednesday

My Glass Needs More Wine - http://funnypicturequotes.com/my-glass-needs-more-wine/ #winememes #WineWednesday

King.

Your Royal Highness

Bahaa! I think that fart had company!!! Rrrrrrrpppppp...just wanted to give you a visual....lol

Bad news bears lol

~KK

Funny Confession Ecard: Good friends discuss their sex lives. Best friends talk about

Shy at first....

Shy at first.

L.

23 Awkward Moments Every Introvert Understands

I often find myself contemplating if punching you in the face would be worth loosing my job. Most days the answer is yes.

A pinner posted: "I often find myself contemplating if punching you in the face would be worth losing my job. Most days the answer is yes." Is loosing your job worse than losing it?

Once you hate someone everything they do is offensive. Look at this bitch eating those crackers like she owns the place.

Funny Confession Ecard: Once you hate someone, everything they do is offensive. 'Look at this bitch eating those crackers like she owns the place.

:) luke bryan. lol.

When you're driving and realize you're lost, so you turn down the music like 'Shhh, Luke Bryan. I can't shake it for you right now, I'm lost'. Not the lost part but the I can't shake it right now lol

Life isn't a fairytale...

Funny Drinking Ecard: Life isn't a fairytale. If you lose your shoe at midnight you might want to slow down on the tequila.

Kill them with kindness... And then fart as you walk away.

Kill them with kindness.haha, crop dust those bastards

I laughed so hard, tears rolled down my face.my son thought I was lame.then he said: farts are ghosts of things we ate.

Story of my life!

Free and Funny Drinking Ecard: Something about today makes me want to be hungover tomorrow.

I rarely say something that's not hilarious. Lol.

Funny Confession Ecard: I usually laugh at my own texts before I send them because I rarely say something that's not hilarious.

"Oh look, it's snowing outside. I'll update my status for all of my friends that don't have a window of their own."

I'm not bothered by weather update reports, but this makes me laugh anyway.

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