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Thank god for sassy pants!

"Outta the way world. I've got my sassy pants on today. mallorca I think your Tron-pants would be equivalent to sassy pants. I think it would be best if you found a spare pair.

BWAAAAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!!FOR REAL!

Community Post: 17 "Someecards" That Are Too Sassy For Their Own Good…

Real footage of me meal planning.

Real footage of me meal planning.

Running is not my strength

If I ever had to run for my life, I would probably die. HAHAH My husband told me this yesterday. He yelled RUN SAVE YOURSELF and i looked back to see what we were running from first! He said running is your death trap uummm yup

When I was young, I wanted to date a Doctor for money. How superficial was that? Now it would be for the prescriptions.

Chronic Illness Humor

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: When I was young, I wanted to date a Doctor for money. How superficial was that? Now it would be for the prescriptions.

Hahaha!! I'm so gonna use this on someone! ..or at least mumble it under my breath behind them in a stern way.

Free and Funny Encouragement Ecard: I hope you fall down with your hands in your pockets.

I am and damn proud of it...

people say im a loudmouth bitch. i dont correct them.

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