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Stop it. Also, no one cares what you did over the weekend. Or last night. Especially no one cares what you did 10 minutes ago.

Confessions of a Designer - Quotes from the world of design lol. I always use Comic Sans. Does being a first grade teacher count?

Confessions of a Designer - Quotes from the world of design

"Comic Sans is never a acceptable font. Unless you are an 8 year old girl writing a poem about unicorns." - part of the 'Confessions of a Designer' series, designed by Anneke Short This is exactly what my teacher says

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Chocolate holds my hand. Chocolate is my kleenex. Chocolate can't pour a glass of wine, though.

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People who love to eat are always the best people Julia Child Quote Illustration. by unraveleddesign on Etsy

Guru Eduardo: If at first you don't succeed remember this....

God grant me a vacation to make bearable what I can't change. A friend to make it funny and the wisdom to never get my knickers in a knot because it solves nothing and makes me walk funny.

Lucy wisdom: I think every week should include one day in it when boys give presents to girls.

Lucy Van Pelt - Charlie Brown One day a week - where boys give presents to girls.

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Need New Haters Funny Saying T-Shirt, Hoodie, Tank Top

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Intelligence is NOT sexy. Do not sexualize being intelligence. Intelligence is anwonderful, amazing gift to be used everyday, it is not sexy. Has our society really come to thinking that awesome characteristics are worth having if it's sexy?

from Isabella & Max Rooms

Man santa must haver been drunk last year because that same thing happened to me! Get it together santa.

seriously, bothers me on a daily basis.

Yes! Drives me crazy! I say this all of the freakin' time. What the hell? 2 kids live alone and Grandma lives down the street.

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Marriage is: finding that special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. or that will put up with me annoying them for the rest of their life.

Bobs  THE LOOK Layered, wavy bob HOW-TO Blow-dry hair with a medium-size round brush. When dry, use a one-and-a-half-inch curling iron to vertically curl sections of hair around the entire head. Rake fingers through the curls to get Reeses perky wave.INSIDER TRICK This works best on hair that hits at chin-level, has long layers and lots of soft wave, says stylist Jim Wayne.

Always be yourself. Unless you can be a unicorn. Then always be a unicorn. Especially if it's a robotic unicorn.