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Ha! i don't think i would literally do this, but i could imagine i'm doing it as i eat my Java Chip icecream :)
Ahahahaha! Sorry Joe, you're just not Steve.
Seriously I think I wake up at like 2:00am every morning and it takes me forever to go back to sleep
How to write a thank you note… I'm pretty sure I teach this kid.
I hate it when I'm making a milkshake and all the boys show up in my yard.
So if everyone would stop dreaming about me. That'd be great....
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OMG Yes please!!! Everyone who got married before Pinterest should get another shot at it....
Truer words have never been spoken, lol. #wdspublishing
HAHA! If this was the case, I think women would get progressively skinnier during pregnancy.
13 years in customer service and yes there are stupid questions! Standing at the bottom of the stairs and asking how to get upstairs is one of my faves or pointing at a reserved sign on a table and asking "is that table reserved?"
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This was said rather nicely. I think my exact words to my second ex were - "get the f*** out"!!!!!