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Don't make me mad then tell me to calm down. That's like shooting someone then telling them to not bleed.

Every day at work I wonder if this is going to be the day I accidentally scream, 'SHUT THE FUCK UP!' out loud instead of just in my head. (Or in my case, who needs work as an excuse)

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365 Happiness Project 2015 – Quote 39

@sparklyrainbows 365 Happiness Project 2015 – Quote 39

I really need to stop saying, "How stupid can you be?" Some people are starting to take it as a personal challenge.

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Hahaa so true^^^i hate to just sit there and watch her like that it makes me feel like she's actually listening for me to answer

I don't want to seem like I think I'm always right, but I am and that's why it comes across that way.

Someone said to me, 'You're hard on your kids.' Yeah, that's why they aren't little assholes.