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Whenever I see a typo, I look at the keyboard to see if the two keys were close. If they're not close to each other, that's when I judge you.

What doesn't kill you gives you a lot of unhealthy coping mechanisms and a…

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.

Pinterest makes me like people I've never met. Facebook makes me dislike people I know in real life.

Time to Laugh

It's Time to Laugh! This quote about flat squirrels is hilarious. For more funnies, visit the blog.