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"My Mama told me there'll be days like this..."  :)

passed crazy like it was tanding still on the bumper of insane with psycho in my sights ~so definetly me -Frost~

I thought this was hillarious.

Omgosh, too funny! Nailed it! For all of us who see idea's on pintrest and then are totally able to nail it! laugh out loud funny

Why is this a muppet?!

Normal is fucking boring!

Yeah, artists are pretty cool. You should spend a little time on DA and see what we name our pieces.

Yeah, artists are pretty cool. You should spend a little time on DA and see what we name our pieces<<Shhh

THe ocean is so interesting...    ----- ALSO!!!! Since we've only discovered 5% of the ocean... There may be mermaids down there... :D ;P

Why No One Should Mess With The Ocean

SO amazing. the ocean is literally the final frontier. Forget space, if we have only explored of the ocean, why in the world are we exploring outer space?>>OK but the ocean is terrifying I'm not messing with that nope nonononono not happening nuh uh


Be normal, the crowd will accept you. Be DERANGED, they will make you their leader." via the little green aliens from Toy Story 2 //


Dr Bunsen Honeydew & Beaker - The Muppets


"Thanks for the 50 cent raise. I'm just going to go prostitute myself now so I can make ends meet.

Could be helpful!

This is what my life would be if my dad and Pete "fixed" things their way!

funny spring allergies - Google Search

Sam the Eagle is an American eagle who feels his species and role as national symbol have placed certain responsibilities upon his shoulders. He has taken it upon himself to promote and protect wholesome American morals and values.

Hey I have an idea make the snow day phone call the night before.

Best Mom Ecards On The Net - Something Only Mothers Will Understand. - Sarcastic Charm really!

Movin' Right along, footloose and fancy free...

all this excitement over the muppet movie made me start to think. who are my top 5 favorite muppets characters?


One crazy ex is a lesson to learn, two is pattern.



Supporting the legalized killing of millions of innocent unborn children a year via abortion isn't being "progressive". It's oppressive.

Free and Funny Friendship Ecard: Hellur, Thank the Lor-t I found a person as awesome as me to have entire conversations with that are based solely upon Madea Quotes.