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so true!

sorry random people who take my money at the grocery store for these days. It's my problem not yours. and I can admit that because today is not one of those days.

Bernie's career as a hostage negotiator was complicated by his inner thirst for violence.

in 3 different ways and all were slow and painful. I may look calm, but in my head I've killed you 3 times - handling rude customers at work.


I can relate: That awkward run/walk you do when a car lets you cross the road.

pleasureblood:lmao, talking about me I believe,lol

OR you're an introvert who desperately needs down time. (i am so busted.

 Say what you mean; mean what you say.

Southern women know how to say what comes AFTER "no offense" without saying "no offense" first, so it's more of a surprise. MUCH more fun that way. (This is why I never say no offense)

Hate to say this happens all the time...

Story of my life! Autopilot driving isn't safe -- oh well!

Yes but No : )..sing for the pleasure of creating sound....“Use what talents you possess; the woods would be very silent if no birds sang there except those that sang best.”

Naive Mom Memes

Just because someone’s singing all the time doesn’re an amazing singer and want everyone to hear them… singing is just fun :)

My husband used to get mad at me when I didn't. hahaha

I don't want to sound like a badass but...

TECH HUMOR: I don't want to sound like a badass; but, I eject my USB without removing it safely.

Well this pretty much describes the feeling for me when it comes to homework...

This is me at the moment.feel paralyzed by the to-do lists facing me at home and work.

Ways to tell you are grown up

25 Ways to Tell You're a Grown Up. Wow, I feel old. 25 Ways to Tell You're a Grown Up. Wow, I feel old. 25 Ways to Tell You're a Grown Up. Wow, I feel old.