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It's just that I love my friends so much... and sitting on my ass... and drinking...

It's just that I love my friends so much... and sitting on my ass... and drinking...

Stupid me! So that's why I work so many hours, so you can collect welfare, wear pajamas in public and have an iPhone. | Workplace Ecard | someecards.com

Stupid me! So that's why I work so many hours, so you can collect welfare, wear pajamas in public and have an iPhone.

Stupid me! So that's why I work so many hours, so you can collect welfare, wear pajamas in public and have an iPhone. | Workplace Ecard | someecards.com

Anyone who knows my son will laugh at this!!! Ha ha ha ha!!!

Friday Dopamine Dump (40 photos)

Sometimes, I miss you. Then, I remember what a douche you were and how awesome I am. And then I'm like, "No. I'm good."

Sometimes, I miss you. Then, I remember what a douche you were and how awesome I am. And then I'm like, "No. I'm good."

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its true (not for me) I hate target its a bunch of people thinking they're better than you because they arent shopping at walmart. get over yourselves its target.

Kiss Me--I'm not Irish but I'll pretend to be today because the only thing being a Norwegian gave me was a pasty complexion.

Kiss Me--I'm not Irish but I'll pretend to be today because the only thing being a Norwegian gave me was a pasty complexion.

Don't make me mad then tell me to calm down.  That's like shooting someone then telling them to not bleed.

Don't make me mad then tell me to calm down. That's like shooting someone then telling them to not bleed.