The Worst Thing about Valentine's Day according to The Oatmeal - Less Complaining, More Sexy Rumpus
I killed Chuck Norris.
I'm just going to start killing people, its less illegal
Science fact veins end to end
Usually have a very uncomfortable smile on my face while staring at the cake so I don't make eye contact with the "happy birthday" singers! But even more awkward. SINGING happy birthday to someone. "um excuse, what key are we singing in?