women just know.
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Funny Friendship Ecard: Women know, they just know; even if they didn't they'd still know. Men probably won't get this, but women will, because they know.
Women do know. #for_mom #for_my_aunt
Funny Friendship Ecard.
Seriously well said
Funny but true :)
story of my life.
trust me ;)
Absolutely you had better.... Butthead
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Sure, you'll go tell everyone that I was crazy, but you'll forget to tell them the part about you being an ass. | Breakup Ecard | someecards.com
Funny Breakup Ecard: Sure, you'll go tell everyone that I was crazy, but you'll forget to tell them the part about you being an ass.
Dejà poo. The overwhelming feeling that you've heard that shit before... | Breakup Ecard
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I'd love to kill you with kindness, but all I have is this saw. | Breakup Ecard
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Funny Breakup Ecard: Dear Diet, Things just aren't going to work between us. It's not me, it's you. You're tasteless, boring I can't stop cheating on you.
Dear Diet,Things just aren't going to work between us. It's not me, it's you.You're tasteless,boring
Dear Diet, Things just aren't going to work between us.
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I deserve a medal for staying with you as long as I did.. maybe I should;ve listened to the 5874 people that told me your were a shitty human being. (I wonder who!!)
I can't stop laughing at the truth of the ecard! "yeah, I never understood how you ever ended up with I'm" I hear that ALL the time.
I deserve a medal for staying with you as long as i did... maybe i should've listened to the 5874 people that told me your were a shitty human being. haha almost choked on my drink laughing at this one.. i call people shitty human beings all the time!!
Amen! So true is scary. You'd think I made this ecard!
I can't stop laughing at the truth of the ecard!
This made me laugh!!! And it's so true!!!
Story of my life. You shitty human being
My life in an ecard? Haha yes
My favorite e-card EVER
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Mornings really shoud be moved to a more convenient time of the day..... | Workplace Ecard | someecards.com
Free, Workplace Ecard: Mornings really shoud be moved to a more convenient time of the day.....
@Audrey Leach -- you are a little too sassy in the morning :)
Truth. This is for my morning challenged friends!
For real!!!! They just don't work out for me....
Say around noonish?? So true
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My new motto!!!
''All that I am or hope to be, I owe to my mother.''
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I hope that my kids say this about me one day... My mom was a woman I aspired to be as a child. I only hope to live a life they admire. Mothers Day Quotes
I LOVE MY MOM SHE IS THE BEST AND IM SO BLESSED TO HAVE HER AS MY MOM I LOVE YOU MOM MY BEST FRIEND
I love you Mom! My Mother. We have the same blood running through our veins. My Mother.
''All that I am or hope to be, I owe to my mother.'' Awesome on a Mother's Day card!
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Would make a beautiful Mother's Day card
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I hate mornings. And Mondays. And working. But other than that I'm entirely happy. #truth #worklife #mornings #mondays #morningssuck
One of the benefits of working from home, I don't have to worry about Monday mornings.:) www.kcnewton.myrandf.biz
I hate mornings. And mondays. And working. But other than that I'm entirely happy. / Confession Ecard / someecards.com on imgfave
I hate mornings. And Mondays. And working. But other than that I'm entirely happy. #someecards
Keep coming #Mondays & #Mornings. I'm grateful for each and every one I get :)
This is what I don't work Mondays. Or Monday mornings! So true.
Hate mornings....especially Monday mornings...
@Emily Bishman Happy Monday! ;) Ha ha ha!
haha so true! when we were in Cali on our way to move to New York, we were at target and Jayden told our cashier that she needed to take a shower because her teeth were dirty!!! thank god Aaron was there because I had to WALK AWAY from laughing so hard. I was crying lol. I couldn't believe he said that!
haha so true!
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haha so true! Kids are never afraid to tell the truth about stuff like that!
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Bahahaha omg this is SO true!! Kids speak the honest truth
haha so true! kids are the most honest people.
haha so true! kids are brutally honest
haha so true! Kids tell it like it is.
haha so true! kids speak the truth!
haha so true! Kids have no filters
OMG! Funny stuff.
True story. Lol
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Funny Confession Ecard: Woman think naughty thoughts way more than statistics say we do. We are worse than a raging hormonal teen boy. But smart enough to hide the evidence. SO TRUE
I still giggle when someone says "penis" sad but true
Need to get this as a button, so I can just point to it when, in the middle of conversations, I have an Alzheimer's moment.
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And every passenger carries their life burden just remain in the station for undefined time
From the moment we begin our process leading to your shimmy that breaks me to my core and leaves me powerless, you should take pride that you have defeated mother nature herself. That there is no one on this earth that has been able to drain EVERY thought in my head from that wiggle, and erasing millions of years of evolution in the process that leaves me without a single thought in my head. You should never doubt how powerful that body of a goddess is 2 my world 2 be able 2 control that at will
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#word long (but extremely productive) day. Ready to relax with my babe now ❤️❤️
Im afraid my train of thought has left the station
I said this! I didn't know it was a quote!
I've been found out.
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Sometimes being the bigger person means smiling and nodding while fantasizing about punching the other person in the throat.
Behold! The field in which I grow my fucks. Lay thine eyes upon it and thou shalt see that it is barren. | Confession Ecard
Funny Confession Ecard: Sometimes being the bigger person means smiling and nodding while fantasizing about punching the other person in the throat.
Have to remember this. But may totally forget if she is disrespectful in front of a group of people again after I've been nice.
I do not spew profanities. I take my time and ennunciate them properly. After all, I am a fucking lady. | Confession Ecard
@Jenny Lawson. I read your book this weekend, and then this sounded like something you would write. : ]
Free, Confession Ecard: Sometimes being the bigger person means smiling and nodding while fantasizing about punching the other person in the throat.
Sometimes being the bigger person means smiling and nodding while fantasizing about punching the other person in the throat tru dat
Haha - I used to feel like this. Then I realised its better not to care. Fools don't change they evolve into d*ckheads!
I don't see it as being 'reclusive' or being 'anti-social' I see it more as 'self-defense against the stupidity of others...'
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My philosophy on being an introvert!
Haha!! Exactly my feelings
Point of view.
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I have 3 sides..... 1. The quiet sweet side 2. The fun & crazy side 3. The side you never want to see; uh-oh... you already have :/
I have 3 sides..... 1. The quiet sweet side 2. The fun & crazy side 3. The side you never want to see.
I have 3 sides..... 1. The quiet sweet side 2. The fun & crazy side 3. The side you never want to see. **Just ask my kids. They've seen all three!!
I have 3 sides..... 1. The quiet sweet side 2. The fun & crazy side 3. The side you never want to see. | Encouragement Ecard | someecards.com
Chose a door any door, but mind you number 3 is not one I would want to open.
This is totally me right here!!
this is SO my life. bahahah
Haha so true
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True story or some version of such. I was a troublesome kid and I got spankings if I misbehaved.
True story. I got spanked when I did something bad, now I'm the 'most' mature kid in my grade
Once upon a time, Mommies and Daddies could beat their kid's...So true!
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Very true! ...not a *giggle*, but yep. so true.....
True story. Beat your kids
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true story - this is how I live my life...if the bra and pants are off...not leaving the house.
I'm afraid I can't go. I've already taken off my bra so I'm in for the night. True story!
Bahahahaha I love seeing E cards that are like written from my life LOL
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truth in my life...bahahahhaaaaaaaa!!
My life summed up in an eCard.
HAHA so true
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Doing absolutely nothing on the weekends has started to feel more fun than actually going out. | Weekend Ecard
Yes. So true...except in College. Thursday WAS when the weekend started!
Exactly. This is why I hate Thursdays more than Monday's.
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How can all of this stuff be so true? LOL.
I prefer to call it Friday Eve : )
So true! I hate Thursdays!
How I feel today
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Hahahahahahaha it makes me laugh that this is actually somewhat true... not in all cases, but in a few that come to mind :P
Funny Ecard: The stick figure decals on vehicle windows are not pedestrian 'kill scores’ but represent family members? I'll remove mine ASAP to avoid further confusion.
This is so me! #funny #ecard #lol
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hehe made me giggle!!
this made me giggle
Indeed. I will ALWAYS remember the fact that you were too immature to ever say anything directly to me. But chose to be a coward and block me, THEN talk about me. That's what irritated me the most, because honestly I don't care if you "love fucking Obama" and "fucking love One Direction", you can have your opinions, but don't expect me not to have some of my own. ;D
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I don't hold grudges...I remember the facts! Oh, and I also file incident reports with the police!!
Some people are delusional about their "facts"... this made me laugh!
I don't hold grudges...I remember facts! And I also hold grudges.
Thank you!! Where has this e card been all my life?!?
I don't hold grudges... I remember facts!!
Don't hold grudges. #facts
hahaha! Totally me!
the facts, bitch.
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this was made for my mother. the poor woman puts up with more shit from me then anyone should have too. God bless her
Noone is perfect. But some ARE loyal. And genuine. And kind of amazing. And totally worth a bit of sporadic bull-shit.
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For Scott. Oh, and the people I work with. Plus my friends and pretty much everyone I am related to or have ever come into contact with.
My poor husband. You abused him the entire marriage and completely got away with it. Not only without punishment but with sympathy. My husband is wonderful! I'm sure your new bf is having loads of fun with it. Poor thing. We feel bad for him, but I guess he didn't see the red flags in time.
For Scott. Oh, and the people I work with. Plus my friends and pretty much everyone I am related to or have ever come into contact with.
Even tho I'm a complete and total bitch 99% of the time you still love me and I'm very sorry!!! @iloveus0624
This is for the bf, and my bestie. @andreatoten @LttlDebra @ginger0817 and for my fishy who doesn't have a pinterest.
Sorry for the swear word, but this is so perfect for me. There are a handful of men and one boy who put with me and my @#$%.
The trouble with trouble is, it starts out as fun.
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Everytime we meet, there's trouble...fun trouble
I like fun...trouble likes me.
Truth, fun trouble
Funny but true
Fun & Trouble
Funny E Card. I laugh at inappropriate times....because I think inappropriate things are funny! Haylee…… @haylee James