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My favorite coffee in the morningis the one where no onetalks to me whileI drink it.

If you're a woman and you claim this does not happen to you, you are simply lying through your teeth. This happens to EVERY. SINGLE. WOMAN.

I like the stick figure families but this did make me laugh :)

Lauren's asleep. But I'm still watching The Goodnight Show, and singing along...

"Why do people say "grow some ball"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding." -- Betty White