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I mean, I like him, but...

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I almost had an "I need a 'guy' moment, but then I was able to get the vodka open. [single, needing help of a handy man]

If she likes you she doesn't care how tired she is or even how late at night it is. She will talk to you.

"Advice You'll Never See in Cosmo" Haha

And my dog. I sleep with a ton of clothes I refuse to fold that take up half the bed and my dog that takes up a half of my half!

Yup..single life... This could not be anymore accurate at this exact moment!

The amount of alcohol I would need to sleep with you... Seriously FUNNY! #humor #single #funny

Getting into a relationship may seem tempting, but so was getting on the titanic and look what happened there.

Been there! Hahaaaa :-P


I do what the fuck I want!! #single #noworries #mynextboyfriendisgoingtobefreakinamazing

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When I say to you "that's crazy," 99% of the time it means I haven't been listening to a single word of what you just said. Talk thing of importance to me.

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