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Lol... Yeah, maybe.

Haha this is so unfortunatly true, I should tell my man to stop getting me pregnant 2 summers in a row

I pretty much say a G rated version of this every.single.day.

EVERY day my kid asks "what's for dinner?" I reply "food". He says "what kind of food?" I reply "The kind you eat." What's it matter? It is what is it - they'll eat it or starve ;

Running is not my strength

If I ever had to run for my life, I would probably die. HAHAH My husband told me this yesterday. He yelled RUN SAVE YOURSELF and i looked back to see what we were running from first! He said running is your death trap uummm yup

I just want to lose weight while staying in bed, watching TV, and eating girl scout cookies. Is that really too much to ask?

I just want to lose weight while staying in bed, watching TV, and eating girl scout cookies.

True.

Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

Sunday Funnies: 21 Hilarious Beauty-Themed E-Cards

Sunday Funnies: 21 Hilarious Beauty-Themed E-Cards

Too funny! Yep - it's either this, or my brain got too full so God had to find some place else to put all of my "smarts"! LOL

"I finally figured out my body type. Its hourglass with extra minutes." Love yourself for who you are!

@Lina Norona - ohhh... this is funny for a couple reasons....

Yep :) and look pretty especially pretty when I'm blacked out drunk laughing at dead puppies yeah pretty real and pretty photoshop

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