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Funny Confession Ecard: I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.

I would love naptime for adults. Kind of like kindergarten, when you'd get your milk and a snack, then lie down on the floor with your mat and take a nap.

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Whoever said "nothing tastes as good as skinny feels" has clearly never had cupcakes. Or chocolate. Or pizza. Nothing in this world beats the taste of chocolate, nothing.

Um, no I can't because they won't leave me alone while I'm in the shower either. Tattling, asking for stuff....

Funny Family Ecard: The longer I stay in the shower, the longer I can pretend that the kids aren't fighting or destroying my house.

I don't have a 'honey-do' list. I have a 'I'll freaking do it myself' list. And guess what? Shit gets done.

so true! Funny Confession Ecard: I don't have a 'honey-do' list. I have a 'I'll freaking do it myself' list. And guess what? Shit gets done.

No your just a cunt and a whore

A pet peeve of mine. the complaints of a run ragged stay at home mom. try being a single mother with a full time job. Or just a mother with a full time job. I've done both and can tell you which is more difficult.

Merry Xmas

Funny Christmas Season Ecard: Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house not a creature was stirring, except the Mother, who was busting butt to make sure everything is perfect for everybody.

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I Waste So Much Time

I could keep this kitchen clean if you people would just stop eating here. True story.

"I could keep this kitchen clean if you people would just stop eating here." - YOUR ECARDS - funny

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Funny Confession Ecard: The early bird can have the stupid worm because mornings and worms suck.

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