hahaha but really

Funny Friendship Ecard: You must get tired of putting makeup on two faces every morning. *oh, SNAP!

Rotten ecards

Rottenecards - When a guy says Suck it! I say, Sorry, but small objects are a choking hazard.

Funny Confession Ecard: Im not the cat lady type. Im more like an actual cat. I want affection when I want it and on my terms.The rest of the time I want to claw out your eyes and piss in your shoe.

Funny Confession Ecard: Im not the cat lady type. Im more like an actual cat.The rest of the time I want to claw out your eyes and piss in your shoe.

Even though I love you, sometimes i just want to hit you with a stick, just because you annoy me so much.

Funny Thinking of You Ecard: Even though I love you, sometimes i just want to hit you with a stick, just because you annoy me so much.

I can literally count on ONE hand the people I would want in my wedding (not counting family.) I mean you will have to look at these people in your wedding photos for the REST OF YOUR LIFE. Chose wisely.

i only have 3 or i was always shy and never had any best friends. my sister and cousin are the only ones that will probably be my bridesmaid. if my future fiancee has sisters they will be my bridesmaids.

What do you mean I have no life? I have a dog, Pinterest, and ice cream in the freezer. I have all the life I need. | Reminders Ecard

I have all the life I need. just replace 'dog' with 'bunny' and this is you 😂. And add Netflix. You've always gotta add Netflix.

There isn't any.....  Sorry but I don't say ain't and I don't speak incorrectly

You're fucking crazy. Ain't no medicine for that shit. Ain't that the truth!

So very true.......

I don't have a Honey-Do list. I have an I'll-Do-It-My- Fucking-Self list! And surprise! bahahaha so true

Can you give me a minute? I'm looking for a fuck to give.

Some people let their kids run wild and cause others to want to throttle them. People, teach your kids some manners! You're supposed to be raising kids, not dogs.

currently having that moment...so i'd suggest...staying away from me today. (and prob the rest of the week...and weekend)

Listen up, asshole I had two helpings of flaming bitch with my breakfast today. Satan himself won't even f*ck with me. Lol :D

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