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Ain't that the truth! (or get on the phone)

The quickest way for a mother to get her children's attention is to sit down and look comfortable. (or go to the bathroom. or pick up the phone.

Funny but just a bit true!  I hate talking on the phone.

I hate talking on the phone. Haha, so me! You have reached my voicemail, please hang up and text.

YES!!  I know too many of these. attention seeking  immature

quotes about immature people seeking for attention from men You can't be a real women or mother bc you're too busy spreading your legs didn't you just get out of a relationship

I really hate it when I'm required to arise before the crack of noon.

I could be a morning person, if morning happened around noon.---SOOOOOO me!

It's more like "Mom is on the phone, lets play 20 questions, and ask her if I can do all the things she said no about 2 minutes ago." said ALL of my children.

Moms -- what is it about a phone call that cues the kids to lose it? // Let's not bother mommy right now; she's on the phone," said no child ever.

This is the truest thing I have ever seen! I think someone might be secretly spying on my life! Lol

not ready to be a mom? Welcome to this. There's in such thing as getting ready!

Don't worry, I know what I'm doing...I saw this on Pinterest. [sew what? via Craft Forest]

I've said this to my husband about 3000 times now. so far, I've done okay :)

Baaahahahahaha so true!

I must need an interpreter because when I say "Hurry, put your shoes on and get in the car", my kids hear, "It's a good time to poop.

Funny Family Ecard: Then, I told him, I just need to go to Target real quick. Be back in 10 minutes. Hahahah, and he believed me.....

Then, I told him, I just need to go to Target real quick. Be back in 10 minutes. Hahahah, and he believed me.Oh how I love Target!

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