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I'm a lady alright!
I enunciate them clearly like a fucking lady.
Funny Cry for Help Ecard: Not sure who your purposely vague facebook posts are for, but the rest of us think you're an attention seeking idiot.
Do not ever underestimate my ability to find shit out.
The path to self discovery... (via Reason to Read)
It's like "Don't even look at me" Hijacked by the Sherlock fandom "Anderson, you're putting me off!!"
Pinned in honor of all my friends still in the 'mom' stage. Hang in there, you're reward is coming and is spelled 'n a n a' or 'g r a n d m a'. It's worth the headaches, heartaches and the wait.
Hahaha, I can think of a few about who this statement applies to when we're together!
hand me the booze and watch me get fabulous.
Dump A Day Funny Pictures Of The Day - 80 Pics
Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: Some days, there comes a time when no matter what the question is, the answer is wine.
Santa has been reading your Facebook status. He's going to send you a dictionary for Christmas.
Best thing about Colbert is that when he nails it, he really nails it…
Out of all the lies I’ve told…