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I do not spew profanities
I'm a lady alright!
I enunciate them clearly like a fucking lady.
Funny Cry for Help Ecard: Not sure who your purposely vague facebook posts are for, but the rest of us think you're an attention seeking idiot.
Do not ever underestimate my ability to find shit out.
It's like "Don't even look at me" Hijacked by the Sherlock fandom "Anderson, you're putting me off!!"
Pinned in honor of all my friends still in the 'mom' stage. Hang in there, you're reward is coming and is spelled 'n a n a' or 'g r a n d m a'. It's worth the headaches, heartaches and the wait.
hand me the booze and watch me get fabulous.
Hahaha, I can think of a few about who this statement applies to when we're together!
I'm almost 40 and I've accepted all my flaws which makes me a happy happy women now :) I'm prefect just the way I am.
Mostly everyday. It's only the days I go to rub my eyes and stop right before I do because I realize I actually put make-up on- THAT's when I appreciate it the most.
Dump A Day Funny Pictures Of The Day - 80 Pics
This is a message that could have come straight from Jesus Himself. Are you a fan or a follower of His?
Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: Some days, there comes a time when no matter what the question is, the answer is wine.
Santa has been reading your Facebook status. He's going to send you a dictionary for Christmas.