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haha!

Omgggg I wear a bra but I'm usually in pjs and don't wanna get out bahahah

Though sometimes I like to switch it up with "Where are you pants?" or "Why aren't you wearing any underwear???"

No really, WHERE ARE YOUR PANTS?

#StimulateTheMind #TouchTheHeart #TickleTheFunnyBones

But in reading great literature I become a thousand men and yet remain myself.

lol, in truth I cant stand men who stare at your boobs while they speak to you & I have been known to make those who annoyingly do this to me (as I have large breasts for my small frame unfortunately this has been a life long annoyance to me) feel as uncomfortable as they make me feel. One simply has to stare at their crotch whilst speaking to them and if you squint a little you will usually see an uncomfortable shuffle in no time at all lol ;p

I'm glad I have boobs. The last thing I need is people making eye contact with me.

Ha ha! So very true with my little girl! I know the nursery workers at church would attest to this!

Rocking a baby to sleep is actually a lot less like a Johnson & Johnson commercial and a lot more like wrestling a 20 lb bag of snakes. (SO true!

*Disclaimer - I DO NOT agree that as a group men are rather stupid. I just recognize this line from a Mary Poppin's song we danced to when my dd was young. Good memories. :o)

"though we adore men individually, we agree that as a group they're rather stupid." who knew this was from Mary Poppins.

happens all the time -- sweet land of mine, right? he always sings "sweet caroline." maybe one day he'll get it right.

this happens to me all the time!i always say if you dont know the words then make them up :) no need to ruin the song by stopping lol

Gallon bottles

This is me. I feel guilty about it so I water our grass. I'm cleaning out my car in case anyone needs 27 half empty bottles of water

from Isabella & Max Rooms

Man santa must haver been drunk last year because that same thing happened to me! Get it together santa.

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