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That I am, temper and all... ~ETS

GINGER IS AWESOME. I love gingers. If you're a ginger, we can almost positively be friends. And you were nice. And not a creepy stalker that saw me write this then dyed your hair red. But yeah.

We share a common interest in wanting to do "Grey" acts to the cast of Magic Mike

OCD? Come on over! ;)

Im starting group meetings at my house for people with OCD. Not because I have it, but surely one of them will be bothered enough to clean it. - I have OCD but not of the cleaning sort;

Hahahaa. I never understood why ppl embarass themselves by putting "it's complicated". It should be "he's just not that into you".

It’s complicated

Funny pictures about It's complicated. Oh, and cool pics about It's complicated. Also, It's complicated photos.

LOL, my boyfriend freestyles lyrics all the time. I let him go with it,. It's too funny to correct ;)

I hate when I'm singing a song and someone corrects me. I'm like 'Bitch, what if I was freestyling.' I never know the words!

Really?  Picking fights is for bad dogs.

Referring to the whole Chick-fil-a incident. (When chik fil a said they didn't support gay marriage and then fb deleted them off fb and people started to boycott them in ignorance)

When I make something I saw on Pinterest, and people tell me I'm creative,  I feel like saying, "Haven't you seen Pinterest??!!"  I tell them I am not creative, I'm REcreative!! :)  And fess up to having seen it on Pinterest!

so i asked her how on earth she ever thought of that genius idea?she didn't bitch saw it on pintrest

Funny Friendship Ecard: I just knew we'd be friends forever from the moment I discovered that you also have no filter for your bitchy and sarcastic thoughts. so this explains our friendship to a T

"Sometimes they bring out the ugly Things/ attitudes in me That I didn't even realize were still in there And once they are revealed I can turn them over to God  And ask him to clean that ugliness up And make me someone he can look at, smile and say that's my girl! I'm thankful for people things and hardships In my life that keep me growing In my relationship with my heavenly father"

Funny Reminders Ecard: Everyone Knows you are just One positive ' I love my life ' Status away from a nervous breakdown.

Yes, I just pinned the same outfit you did... haha

Funny Movies Ecard: You know Magic Mike is going to be great when Matthew McConaughey is the least attractive of the group.

I should really start going to bed earlier so I have more time in the morning to be late for work. - ecard

Funny Workplace Ecard: I should really start going to bed earlier so I have more time in the morning to be late for work.

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